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fishmalk 

A person or character who behaves in a "random" or "wacky" manner in an attempt at humor, to the annoyance of those around them.

The term is believed to have originated from the "Vamprie: the dark ages" rulebook for the "the dark ages" roleplaying game, as a portmanteau of the word fish (notorious for their wacky/randomness) and Malkavian (a clan notorious for every member being at least partially insane.)
I'm not a fan of Deadpool because the writers tend to make him a fishmalk, rather than give him an interesting personality.
fishmalk by SteevPoyo96 June 15, 2017
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Fishmalk 

A 'Chaotic Random' character in TTRPGs, typically played by someone who doesn't really care about the game. While the other players work to gain the trust of the king, the Fishmalk runs up and slaps him with a duck. They are no fun to play with.
Ugh, last night's session was the worst. James was a Fishmalk and ruined the campaign.
Fishmalk by Rio9 May 26, 2019

fishmilk 

When intense female ejaculation is initiated by deep anal stimulation during intercourse. This is commonplace with a specific group of women - see "squirters." However, in this case it is specific to anal stimulation only. The roots of this word are drawn from the distinctive scent produced from the excreted fluid.
Last night I was balls deep in my girlfriend's anus and she fishmilked all over my chest and face.
fishmilk by Kevstew January 2, 2009

fishmarket

The collective pronoun for lesbians, particularly the butch ones who dont believe in hygiene.
Look! There go a fishmarket of lesbians into the dildo shop.
fishmarket by anfl November 19, 2004

fishtalk 

Fishtalk is a term frequently used by the participants of pokergames. When after a hand is played a player who didn't play the hand till the end says 'he would have had something way better than the winning hand if he had actually played it' we call this announcement 'fishtalk'.
In a No Limit Texas Hold'Em cashgame, Ambassador Dan holds King Seven of spades. The board shows a six, eight, nine, ten of spades and another unimportant card. This would give Ambassador Dan a straight flush, however he folded his hand preflop. Afterwards he announces to the table that he would have had a straight flush if he had played his King Seven of spades. Someone then tells him to stop the fishtalk.
fishtalk by Herr Spud July 10, 2007

fishmarket

A dirty ass bitch who has a frigging bad stench!!!
Dawg take a dicko at that fishmarket but clip ur nose if u dont wanna "hit the pavement"(to fall)!!!
fishmarket by Kevin February 3, 2004

Bangladesh Fishmarket 

When 2 old prostitutes who haven't showered for a few days rub their smelly pussies on your pillow and smother you with it during sex
Julian: How much for the night?
Thotiana: Depends what you want...
Julian: A Bangladesh Fishmarket
Thotiana: I know just the women for you. Bonnie! Mabel! Get out here. We got a man looking for the ol' Bangladesh Fishmarket.
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