finkledik

is a term used to describe a person or the act of foregoing sex to continue another task, typically less interesting or nerdy

The wife wanted me to come to bed, but I was half way through Fifa 09 so i pulled a finkledik on her

by cb nbridge April 2, 2010

finkledinging

Finkledinging: An Action or Activity

Finkledinging is the act of defecating on your

hand and then using your feces to smear symbols, letters, words, or pictures onto a mailbox. However, finkledinging can also be described as simply throwing feces/poop at a mailbox without creating a coherent design.

Ex 1: "Me and Joshua got absolutely sh*t faced last night and went on a finkledinging spree"

Ex 2: "Wanna go do some finkledinging with me and Dale Gribbler?"

Ex: 3 "Me and Ethan have plans to hit the bar and then go do some late night finkledinging"

by DaleGribblerTheAlmighty October 16, 2023

FinkedIn

(n) like a finsta but for LinkedIn. A place to post how you really feel about your job and working

"Oh no, I accidentally connected with my boss on my FinkedIn!"

by realofficialnotfakeadamcort May 10, 2020

Finkletime

Around five; five-ish; close to 5 pm. Origin from the actor Fyvush Finkle from the TV show Picket Fences.

Oh, let's do happy hour at Finkletime. You know, Fyvush.

by knitpistol May 5, 2011

finkled

When you pay for a girls drinks all night and she goes home without putting out. leaving you alone and Eindhorny.

just bought that crazy ass white girl a drink and she went home
you just got finkled son!

by JonJonBacardi June 30, 2016

Finkeldink

to combine the action of dinking along with infamous conduct of a fink

"Dude you totally finkeldink'ed that"
"i came prematurely last night, what a finkeldink"

by kobybryant June 11, 2011

Finkledog

The most god forsaken fart stench ever.

“OH DUDE DID U JUST LET OUT A FINKLEDOG??”
“Yah…”

by natsumemoment February 2, 2023