finkled
When you pay for a girls drinks all night and she goes home without putting out. leaving you alone and Eindhorny.
finkled by JonJonBacardi June 30, 2016
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Finkled
When you are trying to get the hell out of a place and you get waylaid by someone, they have finkled you. It comes from "I want to leave 5ish">>Fyvush Finkle>>Finkled.
Person A: Wooo! Long Weekend!
Person B: Hey, Person A! Can you help me find a number on this huge xls report?
Person A: FINKLED!
Person B: Hey, Person A! Can you help me find a number on this huge xls report?
Person A: FINKLED!
Finkled by finklerquestion January 5, 2011
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Finkled
The sexual act of a male getting finklematter on his penis via anal, then having it shot-vac'd off by a women.
Orign-Circa 1609, Finkle Troll of Southern Europe known for finkling males penis's in the late hours of the night, know for crazy suction head. Tails discribe the Troll being 4ft ,but with abnormally large anal cavity.
Orign-Circa 1609, Finkle Troll of Southern Europe known for finkling males penis's in the late hours of the night, know for crazy suction head. Tails discribe the Troll being 4ft ,but with abnormally large anal cavity.
Owen- Bro my girl finkled me last night and honestly it felt amazing!
Nick- Last time I did it the shot-vac was too strong.
Nick- Last time I did it the shot-vac was too strong.
Finkled by FinkleTroll69 July 12, 2023
Finkle Dink
Mark the midget met julie the girl with no arms and legs and they went back to her house and had a finkle dink.
Finkle Dink by DiiRtY FaMe October 20, 2010
ray finkle
Soccer style kicker graduated from Cauler high June 1976, Stetson University honors graduate class of 1980, holds 2 NCAA division 1 records one for most points in a season, one for distance, former nickname "The Mule," The first and oly pro athlete to come out of Cauler County and one hell of a model American.
ray finkle by function thinker June 30, 2004
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