finkled

When you pay for a girls drinks all night and she goes home without putting out. leaving you alone and Eindhorny.

just bought that crazy ass white girl a drink and she went home
you just got finkled son!

by JonJonBacardi June 30, 2016

Finkled

When you are trying to get the hell out of a place and you get waylaid by someone, they have finkled you. It comes from "I want to leave 5ish">>Fyvush Finkle>>Finkled.

Person A: Wooo! Long Weekend!
Person B: Hey, Person A! Can you help me find a number on this huge xls report?
Person A: FINKLED!

by finklerquestion January 5, 2011

Finkled

when returning a ping-pong ball with a smash but completely missing the table or hitting the net

you finkled that easy hit of the ping-pong ball by completely missing the table

by blockablocka December 13, 2012

Finkled

The sexual act of a male getting finklematter on his penis via anal, then having it shot-vac'd off by a women.

Orign-Circa 1609, Finkle Troll of Southern Europe known for finkling males penis's in the late hours of the night, know for crazy suction head. Tails discribe the Troll being 4ft ,but with abnormally large anal cavity.

Owen- Bro my girl finkled me last night and honestly it felt amazing!
Nick- Last time I did it the shot-vac was too strong.

by FinkleTroll69 July 12, 2023

Finkle Dink

When A midget or Dwarf is involved in sexual acts with a women or man with no arms or legs.

Mark the midget met julie the girl with no arms and legs and they went back to her house and had a finkle dink.

by DiiRtY FaMe October 20, 2010

ray finkle

Soccer style kicker graduated from Cauler high June 1976, Stetson University honors graduate class of 1980, holds 2 NCAA division 1 records one for most points in a season, one for distance, former nickname "The Mule," The first and oly pro athlete to come out of Cauler County and one hell of a model American.

What do you know about Ray Finkle?

by function thinker June 30, 2004

finkleton

The title of someone who has been finkled (raped via the knee armpit)

That nigga is the finkleton

by thefinkleton69 September 20, 2023