Finkled

When you are trying to get the hell out of a place and you get waylaid by someone, they have finkled you. It comes from "I want to leave 5ish">>Fyvush Finkle>>Finkled.

Person A: Wooo! Long Weekend!
Person B: Hey, Person A! Can you help me find a number on this huge xls report?
Person A: FINKLED!

by finklerquestion January 5, 2011

Finkled

when returning a ping-pong ball with a smash but completely missing the table or hitting the net

you finkled that easy hit of the ping-pong ball by completely missing the table

by blockablocka December 13, 2012

Finkle

When you are attempting to urinate and a fart comes out.

While standing at the urinal Jared had a "finkle" which made the other patrons in the restroom laugh.

by Robert Sacamano September 26, 2013

Finkle

An abstract mass coming out of said persons rectum/anus.

Rhett’s finkle is growing bigger by the day.

by Bert Tipto May 24, 2022

Finkle

to tinker or fidget with in pursuit of a solution, serving as a means to an end.

Melanie saw a faulty trash can, but a quick finkle was all that was necessary to put together a new and improved, super useful (and recycled!) trash can.

Christopher finkled with the equation until he was satisfied with its solution.

by Melsterz February 2, 2021

finkles

wrinkles you get your fingers after you have been in the bath for to long.

"oh man! i have finkles again!

by josephinecat101 June 14, 2019

Finkle

Getting a handjob through your pants.

Kyle got a finkle because his chick was afraid of pubic hair.

by bedfo1mj February 20, 2008