When you are trying to get the hell out of a place and you get waylaid by someone, they have finkled you. It comes from "I want to leave 5ish">>Fyvush Finkle>>Finkled.
Person A: Wooo! Long Weekend!
Person B: Hey, Person A! Can you help me find a number on this huge xls report?
Person A: FINKLED!
The sexual act of a male getting finklematter on his penis via anal, then having it shot-vac'd off by a women.
Orign-Circa 1609, Finkle Troll of Southern Europe known for finkling males penis's in the late hours of the night, know for crazy suction head. Tails discribe the Troll being 4ft ,but with abnormally large anal cavity.
Owen- Bro my girl finkled me last night and honestly it felt amazing!
Nick- Last time I did it the shot-vac was too strong.
Soccer style kicker graduated from Cauler high June 1976, Stetson University honors graduate class of 1980, holds 2 NCAA division 1 records one for most points in a season, one for distance, former nickname "The Mule," The first and oly pro athlete to come out of Cauler County and one hell of a model American.