finkled

When you pay for a girls drinks all night and she goes home without putting out. leaving you alone and Eindhorny.

just bought that crazy ass white girl a drink and she went home
you just got finkled son!

by JonJonBacardi June 30, 2016

Finkle

When you are attempting to urinate and a fart comes out.

While standing at the urinal Jared had a "finkle" which made the other patrons in the restroom laugh.

by Robert Sacamano September 26, 2013

Finkle

An abstract mass coming out of said persons rectum/anus.

Rhett’s finkle is growing bigger by the day.

by Bert Tipto May 25, 2022

Finkle

to tinker or fidget with in pursuit of a solution, serving as a means to an end.

Melanie saw a faulty trash can, but a quick finkle was all that was necessary to put together a new and improved, super useful (and recycled!) trash can.

Christopher finkled with the equation until he was satisfied with its solution.

by Melsterz February 02, 2021

finkles

wrinkles you get your fingers after you have been in the bath for to long.

"oh man! i have finkles again!

by josephinecat101 June 15, 2019

Finkle

Getting a handjob through your pants.

Kyle got a finkle because his chick was afraid of pubic hair.

by bedfo1mj February 20, 2008

Finkle

To take such a big hit that you go into a quick coma in which you are unable to succesfully interact with another person. Usually takes place in Yakov Shimbergs basement. Quite a rare occasion but one that has been witnessed by many people. Side effects may include causing ditching of all other freinds and later feeling the need to show up because they are such good freinds. Perment effects include not giving rides at all even though they cared for him.

Tyrone: Yo that hit was so Big
Jim: Yeah man, hope he doesnt finkle like last time.
Tyrone: Yea we had to like check on him in the middle of the night because where so loyal to him

by Jon Feilds January 17, 2012