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FinkedIn 

(n) like a finsta but for LinkedIn. A place to post how you really feel about your job and working
"Oh no, I accidentally connected with my boss on my FinkedIn!"
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Finkadink 

Being a Finkadink is much like being a dumb rat.(rat fink) If somebody is a Finkadink he or she is ratting on her friends very dumb-like. i.e. you are talking to the person you are ratting too while the person you are ratting on can hear you in the other room.
Did you hear how the mafia found out Jim? He was being a real Finkadink
Finkadink by BenedictineJS August 16, 2016

finkledinging

Finkledinging: An Action or Activity

Finkledinging is the act of defecating on your

hand and then using your feces to smear symbols, letters, words, or pictures onto a mailbox. However, finkledinging can also be described as simply throwing feces/poop at a mailbox without creating a coherent design.
Ex 1: "Me and Joshua got absolutely sh*t faced last night and went on a finkledinging spree"

Ex 2: "Wanna go do some finkledinging with me and Dale Gribbler?"

Ex: 3 "Me and Ethan have plans to hit the bar and then go do some late night finkledinging"

Finkeldink

to combine the action of dinking along with infamous conduct of a fink
"Dude you totally finkeldink'ed that"
"i came prematurely last night, what a finkeldink"
Finkeldink by kobybryant June 11, 2011

finkerdink 

a stupid idiot that is full of dumb stupid idiot thoughts
you have been such a finkerdink today Max
finkerdink by KOIZ69 February 26, 2025

Conner 'Finkledink' Fairhurst 

Lives for the thrill of getting 2 primos from a chest in Genshin Impact. Gets a raging boner over anyone his friends simp for especially mums. He loves to pay attention 5% of the time and when he does he ignores the words unless you use the code words Kazuha or free primos. His mic sounds like a tsunami mixed with a hurricane and he loves saying 'who asked'
When he joines the party say finkle mc crinkle mc winkledink to get his attention for 0.2 seconds Conner 'Finkledink' Fairhurst
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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