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The title of someone who has been finkled (raped via the knee armpit)
That nigga is the finkleton
finkleton by thefinkleton69 September 20, 2023
The act of sticking ones balls in own ass and then shitty them out.
That assholes probably in the shitter giving himself finkleroys.
Finkleroy by Stevie J January 2, 2008

finkledinging

Finkledinging: An Action or Activity

Finkledinging is the act of defecating on your

hand and then using your feces to smear symbols, letters, words, or pictures onto a mailbox. However, finkledinging can also be described as simply throwing feces/poop at a mailbox without creating a coherent design.
Ex 1: "Me and Joshua got absolutely sh*t faced last night and went on a finkledinging spree"

Ex 2: "Wanna go do some finkledinging with me and Dale Gribbler?"

Ex: 3 "Me and Ethan have plans to hit the bar and then go do some late night finkledinging"

fingledorf

"I can't believe that lying, cheating fingledorf!"

"Oh, fingledorf! I just fell down!"
fingledorf by cupcakeprincess March 10, 2008
When you pay for a girls drinks all night and she goes home without putting out. leaving you alone and Eindhorny.
just bought that crazy ass white girl a drink and she went home
you just got finkled son!
finkled by JonJonBacardi June 30, 2016
When you are trying to get the hell out of a place and you get waylaid by someone, they have finkled you. It comes from "I want to leave 5ish">>Fyvush Finkle>>Finkled.
Person A: Wooo! Long Weekend!
Person B: Hey, Person A! Can you help me find a number on this huge xls report?
Person A: FINKLED!
Finkled by finklerquestion January 5, 2011