finkle dinking

To take home one of the opposite sex, only to find out he/she is a transvestite, and proceeding to engage in sexual intercourse with him/her.

John totally got caught finkle dinking last night! He took home what he thought was some hot chick, but it ended up being Al, and he banged him anyway.

by djmmjy August 22, 2010

Finkle Dink

When A midget or Dwarf is involved in sexual acts with a women or man with no arms or legs.

Mark the midget met julie the girl with no arms and legs and they went back to her house and had a finkle dink.

by DiiRtY FaMe October 13, 2010

Finkle Dinked

(a) To wander aimlessly about.

(b) To fuck without verve.

(a) John went to town and finkle dinked around for a while.
(b) After about 12 drinks I decided to throw in the towel and finkle dink her.

by Mwerp Quenambulus February 3, 2010