Finkeldink

to combine the action of dinking along with infamous conduct of a fink

"Dude you totally finkeldink'ed that"
"i came prematurely last night, what a finkeldink"

Finkeldink by kobybryant June 11, 2011

Finkelthink 

The modern school of political strategy which holds that, despite conventional belief to the contrary, very few elections are won by convincing supporters of other parties or candidates to support your candidate instead. Finkelthink doctrine holds that - in the modern world - voters' minds are already made up by the time an election begins. The trick instead is /to discourage supporters of your opponent from voting at all/.

To do this, a candidate must run a highly personalized negative campaign against the opponent: don’t demonize the party, demonize the candidate. People can be made to hate individuals more easily than institutions (and also with far more animus).

Facts matter little in the Finkelthink model. If some perceptual flaw on an opponent's part can be readily identified, then it can also be magnified by suggestion to catastrophic proportions. Even a 'bad' candidate may win a race handily if - once the unthinking masses have been finkeled with -- his opponent appears prohibitively worse by comparison.

Core principles of Finkelthink:

(1) 80% of the public doesn’t care about the news
(2) Perception, not content, is what matters most to mid-wit viewers
(3) The right 30-second soundbite can manipulate millions to your side (that is, away from the side of your opponent)

Carried out to a sufficient level, Finkelthink and its analogues can transform an apparent buffoon into the next Leader of the Free World.

"Once the Trump campaign was able to convincingly associate Hillary and her staff with corruption, Finkelthink took care of the rest."

Finkelthink by prevailingwest September 30, 2021

fisteldink 

The act of inserting one's fist into another's anus while the recipient is urinating. The term is derived from a "distlefink," a small bird whose call often resembles the noise made by the recipient of a fisteldink.

Dave approached the urinal, dropped his trousers, and began to pee while Rahul fisteldinked him from behind.

fisteldink by luv2fisteldink September 22, 2006

Finkadink 

Being a Finkadink is much like being a dumb rat.(rat fink) If somebody is a Finkadink he or she is ratting on her friends very dumb-like. i.e. you are talking to the person you are ratting too while the person you are ratting on can hear you in the other room.

Did you hear how the mafia found out Jim? He was being a real Finkadink

Finkadink by BenedictineJS August 16, 2016

FinkedIn 

(n) like a finsta but for LinkedIn. A place to post how you really feel about your job and working

"Oh no, I accidentally connected with my boss on my FinkedIn!"

FinkedIn by realofficialnotfakeadamcort May 10, 2020

finkledinging

Finkledinging: An Action or Activity

Finkledinging is the act of defecating on your

hand and then using your feces to smear symbols, letters, words, or pictures onto a mailbox. However, finkledinging can also be described as simply throwing feces/poop at a mailbox without creating a coherent design.

Ex 1: "Me and Joshua got absolutely sh*t faced last night and went on a finkledinging spree"

Ex 2: "Wanna go do some finkledinging with me and Dale Gribbler?"

Ex: 3 "Me and Ethan have plans to hit the bar and then go do some late night finkledinging"

finkledinging by DaleGribblerTheAlmighty October 16, 2023

finkledik 

is a term used to describe a person or the act of foregoing sex to continue another task, typically less interesting or nerdy

The wife wanted me to come to bed, but I was half way through Fifa 09 so i pulled a finkledik on her

finkledik by cb nbridge April 2, 2010