fijar

a quiet person but if he finds a suitable friend he will be very cheerful, cool, and loving.
Just like with relationships, he will be very loyal and willing to do anything for the people he loves.
don't waste someone like him.

Fijar is a loving person

by JackFarrol November 22, 2021

Fijan

A term in which a person is being racist to themselves or their own race

Marcelina: I'm only capable of being a maid or a fisherman and every other Filipinos as well
Fiona: Don't say that! You're so fijan

by Marah Fabellera May 28, 2013

Filarious

when something is fucking hilarious

Alize: Omg did you see Morné's hair today ?
Sonia : Hell yeah, that's Filarious

by AAAlex April 10, 2013

Fjart

Farting that phjsically takes place in Norway

Leonard: Fjuck you Harry, did you just fjart in front of my parents??
Harry: No way man, we're nowhere near Norway!

by ToastyStephen69 August 16, 2019

Fiarrhea

(Fire-reah) Need I say more??

Much like Diarrhea but with an added bonus of what ever spicy food you ate the night before.

That thai food last night gave me Fiarrhea, oooh it burns!

by dday85204 September 19, 2011

Fiarrhea

An agonizing type of Diarrhea that fiendishly licks and tickles the pain receptors of your anus. Most commonly the result of ingesting excessive amounts of spicy foods. Fiarrhea is at least kind enough to fire a round of warning shots, although these are probably the worst part of all. Scalding hot and rapid farts scrape and crawl out of your crack, leaving a massacre of singed ass hairs in their wake. The burning sensation clings to your nether regions long after the shit storm has passed. Wiping only intensifies the burning.

Bruce: "Your spaghetti with Frank's Red Hot is sure to give me Fiarrhea later tonight."
Mikhail: "I don't care."
Bruce: *gentle sobbing*

by Papa Emeritus Jr May 20, 2016

figard

the hardest nigga up at PSU

man, don't mess with figard, he'll fuckin kill you!

by Ian April 1, 2005