Fjart

Farting that phjsically takes place in Norway

Leonard: Fjuck you Harry, did you just fjart in front of my parents??
Harry: No way man, we're nowhere near Norway!

by ToastyStephen69 August 16, 2019

Fjart

When Bjork farts, except it isn't called a fart, it's called a fjart.

Daryl: "Bjork, did you just fart?"
Bjork: "What can pass through tree without making rustle of thee leaf? A fjart."

by Hallistic Vocal Roach March 30, 2022

Fjart

When one of your family members fart in the middle of the night.

Trica - OMG my mum fjarted last night at 2am
Olivia - No way! My sister fjarted too!

by CaffeineAddict January 13, 2022

hookah fart

Any Flatus that has been filtered through water, such as bathwater, the swimming pool, or a hot tub, thus rendering it slightly less noxious.

Joey was in the pool, but that hookah fart still had some bite to it.

by Chas501 February 1, 2017

Quantum Brain Fart

When you both remember and cannot remember if you have done something. The state of being unsure if it is a false memory or a factual experience.

Schroedinger to Heisenberg; darn your uncertainty principle, I am having a quantum brain fart trying to remember if I did (or did not) put the cat in the box.

by Teraknor January 7, 2016

Fart Smeller

Someone who loses their dignity in order to be fancied by most people. These people hide how they truly feel about a thing, person, etc. This all comes in exchange of unconditional "which is rarely achieved" acceptance.

George is such a fart smeller! He is behind Becky's parents 24/7. Why can't he just be himself and let the dices roll? I mean you don't have to be a jerk to your father or mother in law, but this is way to much!

by say no to hypocrites! August 16, 2012

fartboarding

A form of torture where a prisoner is tied down with a man's asshole hovering less than an inch from his face. The farts will proceed until he cracks and reveals information.

Ron-I'm so glad that they finally banned waterboarding.
Carl-That's just a small victory. They still allow fartboarding.

by Beef Cannon Bill October 14, 2011