figmeat

A wilted foreskin on the scrotum of a male or identifiable male only viewed through a Kodak lense. If one has a figmeat in the hand..just remeber there's only one call and that's all.

Jonny never realized he was gay until he saw his first erect figmeat.

by Silencedogoodie424 November 9, 2023

Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser

A british nickname for a fire diamond.
A joke first made by salm O'nella acadamy.

Oi ya twat watch out for that box with the figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser

by A witty twit August 10, 2019

I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent.

A statement used to counter "I know what you are, but what am I?" if you wish to continue verbally bitch-slapping them. Also has a 30% chance of making them shut up in confusion of trying to determine the meaning.

1. Idiot (After verbal bitch-slapping): "I know what you are but what am I?!"

You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."

Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."

by Rhonin March 18, 2010

figment

something invented, made up, or fabricated; an invention; a fiction; something feigned or imagined

Social figments, feints, and formalism. --Mrs. Browning
It carried rather an appearance of figment and invention . . . than of truth and reality. --Woodward.

by Dani May 23, 2003

Figment

A writing website for teens. Not lame like Inkpop and fanfiction, though.

I posted my poem on figment and people are loving it

by Astralhaze Wellington March 3, 2011

Figment

The little purple dinosaur guy in Epcot Center in Walt Disney World.

I love Figment. He's so cute!

by Andi March 8, 2005

Figmental

An item that is a figment of your imagination is by default 'Figmental' also meaning 'Imaginary'.

"Oh look, there's that Figmental Monkey again."

by Cavemark July 31, 2007