Andi's definitions

call of duty

When you have to shit so badly that you feel the turtle running for the finishline before you can run to the toilet!

Yo beyatch don't mean to cut you short, but I'm having a call of duty and I needs to find the John Pronto!! Ya dizzle?

by Andi June 10, 2006

Microsoftie

A very small flacid penis.

Guy #1: Dude, why didn't you hit that shit?
Guy #2: I tried, but she didn't enjoy my microsoftie.

by Andi June 10, 2006

outtie

Getting the hell outta somewhere

"Yo I am outtie sucka"

by Andi June 10, 2006

fig newtons

The greatest cookies on the face of the earth, since cookies were put on the face of the earth! It's a good way of getting your little one's into eating fruit too!

Hey Andi, I'm going to Albee Motors to get a new truck. Wanna come? You can bring Ivy Rose I hear she's a good little Peekie}.
Okay Dave, I'll come. I can eat some Fig Newtons in the waiting room and maybe some Twizzlers if some are available.

by Andi January 19, 2006

gripe

To "Gripe" is to extensively complain about something!

"Oi, Lesbian - Stop griping that the bars' full of gay men!"

by Andi June 10, 2006

real horror show

Just when things can't possibly get worse....THEY GET WORSE!!!! Defining life at it's worst, or so you think!

My week? You ask about my week? My finacee's uncle died, my neice is in the hospital, I have leukemia, my car is crapping out and I'm piss ass broke. A real, horror show.

by Andi February 9, 2005

Dialing number 7

Getting your period prs parting of the red sea. (#7 on the telephone is PRS)

You wanna do some in and outs tonight?
No thanks I'm dialing #7
Ok then I'm dialing 1-800-fuckme cuz I need to get laid.

by Andi March 7, 2005