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Figment
Figment by Astralhaze Wellington March 3, 2011
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figment of existence
figment of existence by careless person October 28, 2023
I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent.
A statement used to counter "I know what you are, but what am I?" if you wish to continue verbally bitch-slapping them. Also has a 30% chance of making them shut up in confusion of trying to determine the meaning.
1. Idiot (After verbal bitch-slapping): "I know what you are but what am I?!"
You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."
Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."
You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."
Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."
I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent. by Rhonin March 18, 2010
fear figment
Most people who play the online game of "runescape" would know the term "Fear Figment" originates from the Latin word Lagayoshemalas. Translates into a homosexual shemale.
fear figment by Cheese From TLP July 20, 2006
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.