Figmental 

An item that is a figment of your imagination is by default 'Figmental' also meaning 'Imaginary'.

"Oh look, there's that Figmental Monkey again."

Figmental by Cavemark July 31, 2007

Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser 

A british nickname for a fire diamond.
A joke first made by salm O'nella acadamy.

Oi ya twat watch out for that box with the figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser

Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser by A witty twit August 10, 2019

Pigmentally challenged 

Paler than pale; minimal tan potential; a skin condition beyond ginger; someone so far removed from sunlight that they are whiter than a snowflake on a grain of rice trapped between a polar bears toes during a blizzard in the North Pole in winter

Whoa, even that pigmentally challenged ginger looks tan compared to that twihard.

Pigmentally challenged by BrookeNM July 13, 2011

I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent. 

A statement used to counter "I know what you are, but what am I?" if you wish to continue verbally bitch-slapping them. Also has a 30% chance of making them shut up in confusion of trying to determine the meaning.

1. Idiot (After verbal bitch-slapping): "I know what you are but what am I?!"

You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."

Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."

I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent. by Rhonin March 18, 2010

figment 

something invented, made up, or fabricated; an invention; a fiction; something feigned or imagined

Social figments, feints, and formalism. --Mrs. Browning
It carried rather an appearance of figment and invention . . . than of truth and reality. --Woodward.

figment by Dani May 23, 2003

Figment 

A writing website for teens. Not lame like Inkpop and fanfiction, though.

I posted my poem on figment and people are loving it

Figment by Astralhaze Wellington March 3, 2011

pigmentally challenged 

A nice, big way to say you are white ass all hell.
If person is unintellegent enough he'll be confused and angered.

Non-White: You are pigmentally challenged
White: huh?
Non-White: Exactly
White: Grrr!!

pigmentally challenged by Erik Urdiales February 28, 2007