ffppu 

Free For Porch Pick Up

FFPPU: used baby clothes and bouncer at 123 Main Street

ffppu by Bloop22222222 November 1, 2021

fappus interruptus 

Noun: A sex act in which a male starts fapping (masturbating) to internet porn only to be interrupted by his cunty wife coming back unexpectedly soon from the shopping mall. When this occurs, the male must quickly shut down the porn site, pull up his pants, and make it look like he was researching do-it-yourself home renovation projects on some girly home improvement website. Similar to coitus interruptus but refers to only male solo sex acts.

Robert: I was in the middle of jerking off to big titty porn when my stupid wife came back too early from the mall.

Dan: Haha! Fappus interruptus! Did you get caught?

Robert: Nah, I pulled up my pants and browsed to some gay Martha Stewart endorsed home improvement website.

fappus interruptus by Cunty Joe September 24, 2016

fappuccino 

The result of ejaculating into a cup of coffee; usually done out of spite by a disgruntled food service industry employee, or as a practical joke.

-So, how was work at the coffee shop today?
-This one customer was being a total bitch, so I gave her a fappuccino.

fappuccino by Mr. Tyler Durden March 19, 2009

Fappucino 

The act of using Starbucks' free wifi to watch internet pornography

Colin's monthly download data had run out so he went to Starbucks and ordered a Fappucino

Fappucino by chrisco April 9, 2015

Fappuchino 

The delicious milky white product attained by fapping. Semen. Cum.

I heard Daphne was a caffeine addict, so I gave her a nice big load of my very own self-made fappuchino.

Fappuchino by Bjorn Y'taar December 12, 2013

fappulater 

When you want a girl to masturbate with you at a later time or date

I got to go home now, but I'll fappulater

fappulater by Faptimus Prime May 2, 2011

fappuccino 

Having your morning FAP while having your morning coffee.

How did you get to work on time so relaxed and awake?
Had a fappuccino.

fappuccino by 7ft3 August 31, 2013