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by Bloop22222222 November 1, 2021

fappus interruptus

Noun: A sex act in which a male starts fapping (masturbating) to internet porn only to be interrupted by his cunty wife coming back unexpectedly soon from the shopping mall. When this occurs, the male must quickly shut down the porn site, pull up his pants, and make it look like he was researching do-it-yourself home renovation projects on some girly home improvement website. Similar to coitus interruptus but refers to only male solo sex acts.

Robert: I was in the middle of jerking off to big titty porn when my stupid wife came back too early from the mall.

Dan: Haha! Fappus interruptus! Did you get caught?

Robert: Nah, I pulled up my pants and browsed to some gay Martha Stewart endorsed home improvement website.

by Cunty Joe September 24, 2016

fappuccino

The result of ejaculating into a cup of coffee; usually done out of spite by a disgruntled food service industry employee, or as a practical joke.

-So, how was work at the coffee shop today?
-This one customer was being a total bitch, so I gave her a fappuccino.

by Mr. Tyler Durden March 19, 2009

Fappucino

The act of using Starbucks' free wifi to watch internet pornography

Colin's monthly download data had run out so he went to Starbucks and ordered a Fappucino

by chrisco April 9, 2015

Fappuchino

The delicious milky white product attained by fapping. Semen. Cum.

I heard Daphne was a caffeine addict, so I gave her a nice big load of my very own self-made fappuchino.

by Bjorn Y'taar December 12, 2013

fappulater

When you want a girl to masturbate with you at a later time or date

I got to go home now, but I'll fappulater

by Faptimus Prime May 2, 2011

fappuccino

Having your morning FAP while having your morning coffee.

How did you get to work on time so relaxed and awake?
Had a fappuccino.

by 7ft3 August 31, 2013