porch

Used to describe a person or his/her actions as lazy, trashy, unattractive, materialistic, good-for-nothing, cheap, of lesser quality, or simply anything that the name-caller feels is below his/her own personal beliefs and values in life.

E.g., "that girl is so porch" could mean this girl did a number of contradictory things or lives her life in a number of ways including the following:
(1)dressing/acting like trash,
(2)not hooking up with you,
(3)blowing your uncle,
(4)believing anal sex = virginity,
(5)throwing up on herself at a bar,
(6)shitting herself at a party after taking too much GHB, or
(7)being lazy, spoiled and unproductive while being banked by daddy.
(This term is applicable to both men and women.)

by Gabriel Cash May 23, 2006

Porch

A porch is a construction usually external to the walls of the main building proper, but may be enclosed by latticework, broad windows, screen, or other light frame walls extending from the main structure.

Let's go sit out on the porch

by Curtiss66 October 30, 2016

Porch

To chill outside and have a heart to heart with a homie

Josh: "Hey wanna come over and porch?"

by Sassy Starr May 5, 2017

porch

The "porch" is the steel grated platform at either end of a 48.( A 48 is a kind of freight train car that is known and recognizable by tramps and Graf artists)

"we were riding a freight train through the desert at night and we just sat on the porch and drank wine"

by Beau Coulon January 14, 2008

Porch

Something thats really porch

"Wow, they're really porch."
"Daniel is not being porch right now."

by PinkEmeraldd January 22, 2023

Porch

porch a girls wet slipper vagina

I ate that girls porch out so good she screamed and her mom walked him and asked for a 3 sum

So I ate her porch too

by Johnny .G April 15, 2019

PORCH

massive bi and tri man with little penis and sucks his own cock and likes men

Did u see that gay guy, what a porch.

by cradbro May 5, 2010