A porch is a construction usually external to the walls of the main building proper, but may be enclosed by latticework, broad windows, screen, or other light frame walls extending from the main structure.
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To chill outside and have a heart to heart with a homie
Josh: "Hey wanna come over and porch?"
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To jab someone really hard in the penis.
Phil was porched so hard that his dick almost fell off.
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I ate that girls porch out so good she screamed and her mom walked him and asked for a 3 sum

So I ate her porch too
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Sexual activities or intercourse usually of a different sex
Yoo bro where you going?
“About to go get me some porch porch
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To be white girl wasted, to be extremely drunk, and in your feelings.
Damn amber got so porched last night she doesn't remember anything
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Used to describe a person or his/her actions as lazy, trashy, unattractive, materialistic, good-for-nothing, cheap, of lesser quality, or simply anything that the name-caller feels is below his/her own personal beliefs and values in life.
E.g., "that girl is so porch" could mean this girl did a number of contradictory things or lives her life in a number of ways including the following:
(1)dressing/acting like trash,
(2)not hooking up with you,
(3)blowing your uncle,
(4)believing anal sex = virginity,
(5)throwing up on herself at a bar,
(6)shitting herself at a party after taking too much GHB, or
(7)being lazy, spoiled and unproductive while being banked by daddy.
(This term is applicable to both men and women.)
by Gabriel Cash May 05, 2006
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