Fappucinno

1.) An overzealous prank or form of payback between coworkers, room mates, or other forms of partnering in which one's orgasmic discharge is used as creamer in a coffee or other beverage that uses a dairy substance.

Dude, Steve asked for a cup of coffee in bed. I think I'll give him a fappucinno since he decided to tattoo another butterfly on my ankle last night.

by RacistCape69 July 22, 2010

fappuccino

The result of ejaculating into a cup of coffee; usually done out of spite by a disgruntled food service industry employee, or as a practical joke.

-So, how was work at the coffee shop today?
-This one customer was being a total bitch, so I gave her a fappuccino.

by Mr. Tyler Durden March 19, 2009

Fappucino

The act of using Starbucks' free wifi to watch internet pornography

Colin's monthly download data had run out so he went to Starbucks and ordered a Fappucino

by chrisco April 9, 2015

Frappucino

A concoction of yummy deliciousness drunk primarily by the caffiene deprived.

That frappucino was flipping sweet. I'm gonna love me another one.

by Waldo Tumma Wub September 24, 2006

Fappacino

Masterbating as soon as you wake up in the morning.

Joe started his day with a fappacino in front of his work computer.

by spoondawwg February 24, 2013

frappucinophobia

When you go into a coffee shop and are scared shitless when the indie-rocker barrista is eyeing you down and you can't decide what you want because there are way too many options.

"Hey man, what kind of coffee did you get? I got an Americano"

"I got scared and just ordered a scone. I had some really bad frappucinophobia."

by surfsail123 June 9, 2009

Flappucino

The female version of "tea bagging" where instead of the male dipping his balls in her mouth, she squats over him and gives him a face full of her flaps.

She sat on his face and gave him a taste of her 'Flappucino'.

by Strappingshitzombie21 July 15, 2022