femoip

fucking a hot one with a gun

i just fucked a bitch femoip style

by fishred April 8, 2023

Femoidology

An impossible study to understand the femoid brain. Since the beginning of time, men have been trying to figure out how the femoid brain works, but to know the femoid’s brain is an impossible task, and would lead to godly all-knowing powers unfit for any being.

Bro 1: Yo Bro, I’ve been trying to study femoidology in my spare time.

Bro 2: You’re wasting your time Bro.

Bro 1: Dude, her ex cheated on her twice when they dated years ago and Now she’s confused on whether she wants him or not. What the hell is wrong with her??
Bro 2: Have you looked into femoidology? You’ll find your answers there.

by DustierPond3 September 3, 2019

femipulation

deliberately anti-feminist media manipulation

Femipulation by the press added irrelevant gender to the controversial news item.

by Ninja_Stoker February 24, 2018

Femophilia

n. A paraphilia described as a obsession with seeing feminine traits applied to a male or masculine individual. Femophilia is most common when being applied to male individuals that already express a cute or youthful appearance and/or personality.

"Raymond looks so cute in that maid outfit. uwu"
"Dude, wth? You have femophilia!"

by Anon7650 January 10, 2022

femipanion

A female friend with whom you often cuddle and make the humpy-humpies, and who sometimes fries bananas for you and is generally a pretty awesome person that you're awful keen on. She's also likely a ninja.

"So, last week my femipanion and I ran really fast on the railroad tracks and got some Thai food before we watched 'Yellow Submarine.' I'm awful keen on her."

by Jeremy E Jones June 24, 2007

Femophile

25-30 year old female who finds adolesent males sexually attractive. Commonly in a rut due to losing their youth and making a last ditch attempt to seem young. The species may vary usually wearing a thick protective layer of foundation and heavy eye shadow, to mask the ravages of age. Usually the males accept this to brag to peers not fully understanding the seriousness of being selected by a predator.

Also see simple male.

Femophile: Phwarrr he's fit!!

Friend: Julie, your twice his age.

Femophile: So, I could totally hit that!

Friend: ....

by lijowe March 17, 2009

Femoid

An unintelligent female.

I tried to explain to her that Charlie Kirk is actually more of a libertarian than a conservative, and this femoid didn’t even know what a libertarian was.

by Avengerq November 22, 2019