by PJudt December 11, 2009
A sexual act involving a man eating out a woman's vagina while masturbating. Just before the man cums he looks up at her and when she notices him looking at her he says "Target locked". While the girl is still in confusion he says "Fire Torpedo!" as he jumps up and cums in her face. Then walks away saying "Target Destroyed"
by DJ {Taco} September 15, 2008
(verb) To get someone drunk without their knowledge or to trick someone into drinking more than they intended.
Sean: Jim what happened to you last night?
Jim: I don't really remember, I think Phil submarined me.
Jim: I don't really remember, I think Phil submarined me.
by Redfield04 December 3, 2007
The sea-men exited the submarine.
by Some random dickhead April 30, 2009
1.Submersive ship that can sink to great depths and combat other ships. They are used frequently in the military for commandeering guided missles.
2.The Penis when fully erected.
2.The Penis when fully erected.
"The Submarine's mapped out the bases coordinates"
*groan*"Aaww, man...my submarine is long and hard and fulla semen"
*groan*"Aaww, man...my submarine is long and hard and fulla semen"
by Michale Jackson's child February 19, 2006
When a couple, Man and Woman are sharing a hot tub together. Unknown to the woman, the man is jerking off under the bubbly jets so she cannot see. Just before the man cums, he sticks just the tip above the water and screams "FIRE TORPEDOES!" and blasts on her face, before submerging again.
by CuddlyCuddleFish March 9, 2011
An underwater scam created by the government in order to make money by saying they cost more tax dollars to make then they actually do and keeping the difference.
Friend:”Yo this submarine is so cool how you can breathe in it underwater.”
Intellectual:”100% a government scam.”
Friend:”Please see a doctor bro.”
Intellectual:”100% a government scam.”
Friend:”Please see a doctor bro.”
by Bob bunker February 5, 2022