Femophilia 

n. A paraphilia described as a obsession with seeing feminine traits applied to a male or masculine individual. Femophilia is most common when being applied to male individuals that already express a cute or youthful appearance and/or personality.

"Raymond looks so cute in that maid outfit. uwu"
"Dude, wth? You have femophilia!"

Femophilia by Anon7650 January 10, 2022

Nemophilia

Nemophilia is the love of spending time in forests or woodland, particularly at night; going camping in woodland could probably be considered to be the equivalent of sex, possibly this is what John Denver meant when he wrote Annie’s Song. It does, however, make you wonder what woodland survival training, as practised by the armed forces, would equate to.

No Malcolm, people who practise Nemophilia should not be arrested and jailed.

Nemophilia by AKACroatalin December 30, 2016

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs 

Originated on the radio show "Loveline", hosted by Dr. Drew Pinsky and Adam Carolla. Refers specifically to Drew's high school, but can be used to denote any fancy-pants school that caters to spoiled rich kids.

Right, but where Drew went, the Little Lord Fauntleroy School for Albino Hemophiliacs, the mascot was Lord Jeff. Lord Jeff?! You have a dead white guy as your mascot?

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs by Tortilla Factory March 19, 2005

Nemophilia

Nemophilia is the love of spending time in forests or woodland; woodland survival training, as practised by the armed forces could, therefore, be considered the equivalent of sex.

Malcolm is such a wanker he thought nemophilia was having sex with a cartoon fish.

Nemophilia by Croatalin December 31, 2013

Formophilia 

n. joy, elation, and sometimes sexual arousal caused by the act of entering personal information into a pre-made template. People affected often find themselves drawn to filling out papers for others.

"Tim has formophilia so bad he insists on filling out the cards in the magazines even though he never sends them in"

Formophilia by Aaron-Core February 2, 2009

Emophilia 

Emophilia is the term used to describe someone whom has a tendency to fall in love easily, fast and/often; formerly known as ‘emotional promiscuity’.

Having Emophilia could potentially be a sign of Anxious Attachment Style.

This tendency can lead people to miss critical red flags, so they may be prone to entering unhealthy relationships.

Emophilia may make people's self-concepts vulnerable to rapid change.

my friend told me they fell in love with their partner 2 days after meeting them.

I told my friend that they have Emophilia because meeting someone after 2 days and falling in love is bizarre.

Emophilia by StudentAndTeacher September 17, 2022

hemophiliac 

A person who is affected with hemophilia. Hemophilia is a hereditary blood defect in which blood clotting is delayed that occurs almost exclusively in males. There is difficulty in controlling hemorrhage even after minor injuries.

His doctors became aware that he was a hemophiliac when he accidently cut himself and the bleeding could not be controlled easily.

hemophiliac by Holly M January 17, 2008