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Femipissed

Pronounced "FEM-ee-pissed. A state of unwarranted malice towards any action, situation or state of mind that appears even remotely tilted towards masculinity. Almost solely exhibited in women (Joss Whedon being the only major male example).
Just because I want to help you and protect you sometimes doesn't mean I think you're a damsel in distress. You don't have to get all femipissed about it!
Femipissed by Didymus7 December 2, 2007
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femipissed

A nonsensical term used to discredit those who dare speak out against gender inequality.

Since (white) men have a disproportionately large share of economic, political, and social power, all actions, situations or states of mind are biased toward men's interests.

As a result, all women should be "femipissed" 24/7.

Research however conducted in the relative-deprivation tradition confirms the "paradox of the contented female” (Crosby, 1982, p. 12) which demonstrates that women are subjectively more satisfied with their objectively less privileged lives. (Graham & Welbourne, 1999; Jackson, 1989; Jackson et al., 1992).
Men have all the power and privilege. Yet, when women demand that men share these privileges, men try to discredit their legitimate demands by calling those women "femipissed."
femipissed by The Happy Humanist November 22, 2010
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Feministed 

A combination of the words Feminist and Fisted. This is a reaction of some well-meaning yet exceedingly passionate feminists or groups of feminists' when a respectful yet questioning male disagrees with their views during a discussion on women's rights or society's views on women in any way, shape or form. The man, regardless of whether he is 100% in support of feminism or 100% against, is immediately cast as a bigot, a villain, and just generally an ignorant dickhead. In this situation, the man is fisted by their strong views.
Woah! Did you guys see it when Tom said in class that he respected Hugh Hefner? His ass totally got Feministed when they all shouted him down. It's a bummer, too, because he is often a strong proponent for women's rights.
Feministed by Turtlellama November 6, 2014

feminismed

When you say something funny at the expense of women. Even though we totally gave them the right to vote.
Audrey:i'm the woman here, i'm always right.
Sam:thats why we have a woman president....every 4 years.....OH WAITTTTT
Audrey:
Uh-huh. And *THIS*

is why we have a man president every year because of the sexism and how it's destroyed the beauty of the female gender.
Sam:FEMINISMED

Feminisser 

A feminisser is a person that is feminist but the shitty kind of feminist.

AKA this is a slur, only true feminist can use it.
"Don't be a Feminisser."
"Omg are you a feminisser, I hate those bitches smh."
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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