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Fellations

I wouldn't date Sarah, but I wouldn't mind having fellations with her.
Fellations by bjh60 December 9, 2008

fellationeer 

A pioneer in the art of giving fellatio.
Dude, that swamp donkey was such a fellationeer.
fellationeer by Skurn on the Cob February 4, 2007
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Billy Bob: Look at this story at Foxnation, "Is This the Beginning of Sharia Law?"

Bubba: Only Foxnation and Fox tell you the truth about Obama and his socialist, fascist, Islamic, Kenyan plot to destroy America!

Billy Bob: That's right! But in 2010 with the Tea Party and Sarah Palin, we'll bring back real American values!
foxnation by outfoxxxing October 9, 2010

fellationship 

(n.) A sexual realtionship between two or more people in which fellatio is the only form of affection/contact. Usually pejorative, suggests the relationship is lacking.
Term applies mainly to heterosexual relatioships but also acceptable when used in male homosexual context. Not applicable in female/lesbian relationships.
"Susie is so deluded. She thinks Bob likes her but they don't even make out or have sex. She just comes over and blows him. That's not a relationship, that's a fellationship"
fellationship by HelenHar January 30, 2007

freelationship 

in between friendship and relationship with no strings attached. relationship with the freedom of being single.
faria and rick ross are in a freelationship
freelationship by trinibodi November 12, 2010

de fellationibus non curat lex 

A legal principle, translating from the Latin as, "the law does not concern itself with blowjobs", based on the more well known phrase, "de minimis non curat lex", which means, "the law does not concern itself with trifles." The principle holds that blowjobs aren't really sex, and therefore laws regulating sex should not apply, or at least not as strictly, to blowjobs. Although the principle of "de fellationibus non curat lex" is often credited with former U.S. President Bill Clinton's victory against impeachment, it should be noted that the principle is not universally accepted, and persons who intend to participate, either as the insertive or the receptive partner, in blowjobs should familiarize themselves with the particular laws of their jurisdiction.
Defense counsel: Your Honor, my client clearly cannot be charged under this statue; after all, de fellationibus non curat lex.

Judge: This court has no choice but to side with the defense. Case dismissed!