Atemperman's definitions

eight inches

An imprecise unit of length. When used by a man describing the length of his penis, it means somewhere between six-and-a-half and seven-and-a-half inches.

Rico said he had eight inches, but you'd have to be generous to say six-and-three-quarters.

by atemperman January 24, 2004

tall

1. The ironically-named smallest size of coffee that can be ordered at certain coffee establishments, such as Starbuck's.

2. Having a long penis.

(def 1.) If I drink anything more than a tall, I'll be up all night.

(def 2.) Andrew may have small hands, but his girlfriend says he's tall.

by atemperman January 25, 2004

oxbridge

A term combining "Oxford" and "Cambridge", the two oldest and most prestigious English universities.

The centrality of alcohol to social life is something that eve Oxbridge shares with the rest of the British universities.

by atemperman January 24, 2004

octopi

An attempted pluralization of the word "octopus". "Octopus", however, does not pluralize as most other words ending in "-us" borrowed from Latin. The proper Latin plural of "octopus" is "octopodes" (pronounced in English "awk-t@-POE-deez"). Saying "octopodes", however, is like pronouncing the first "r" in "February"--something seldom done and appreciated, however greatly, by very few. Your best bet is just to stick with the good old English pluralization, "octopuses".

While the two syllabontes of our mollusk neurobiology class differed in some ways, they both mentioned a discussion of how octopodes *octopi, while certainly not as intelligent as homines sapientes, were nonetheless the smartest of the invertebrata.

by atemperman January 25, 2004

googleplex

A common misspelling of "googolplex", which is the number represented by a 1 followed by a googol zeros.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs nearly a googleplex pounds.

by atemperman January 24, 2004

disad

disadvantage.

Yeah, but one of the disads of going out with Lisa is that she has a moustache.

by atemperman October 13, 2003

wowi

noun: physical intimacy wherein one or more participants contact the genitals of other participant(s), without specification as to whether any sort of penetration occurs. Having wowi is distinict from a "hook up," in that the latter connotes casualness or occurrence outside of a relationship. From the initial letters of "with or without intercourse."

Marcus and I just had some of the best wowi I'd ever had.

by atemperman April 20, 2003