wowi

noun: physical intimacy wherein one or more participants contact the genitals of other participant(s), without specification as to whether any sort of penetration occurs. Having wowi is distinict from a "hook up," in that the latter connotes casualness or occurrence outside of a relationship. From the initial letters of "with or without intercourse."
Marcus and I just had some of the best wowi I'd ever had.
by atemperman April 20, 2003
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googleplex

A common misspelling of "googolplex", which is the number represented by a 1 followed by a googol zeros.
Your mom is so fat, she weighs nearly a googleplex pounds.
by atemperman January 24, 2004
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googolplex

The number represented by 1 followed by a googol zeros. Often misspelled as "google", a search engine.
Dude, your mom's so fat, she's like a googolplex pounds.
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peni

An attempted humorous pluralization of the word "penis". As with other words from Latin that end with "is", such as "crisis" and "neurosis", "penis" changes the "is" to "es", forming "penes", as "crisis" changes to "crises" and "neurosis" to "neuroses". Only urologists and a handful of other professionals use the word "penes", however, so it is best to stick to the English plural, "pensises".
Duh, where'd all the vaginae and peni go?
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failurrific

describing or characterized by an impressive failure
Her attempt to jump off her bike onto a trampoline was failurrific.
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episiotomy

A surgical procedue in which a slit is made connecting the rectum and the vagina so as to aid in childbirth. Results in a (hopefully temporary) cloaca-like opening.
Your head is so fat that your mom had to have an episiotomy to have you.
by atemperman February 06, 2004
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captain

v.t.; to appropriate unabashedly and often imperiously something not belong to oneself, usu. not of great value; to steal shamelessly
I put my coat on the back of that chair to reserve it, but Bob just came over and captained my seat!
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