fecaltate

To exrement in proper fashion.

The curry chicken caused me to fecaltate all night.

by WLZ March 22, 2003

fecalator

A metaphysical device that functions by taking taking perfectly good situations and turning them to shit.

While fecalators have never actually been seen, such devices must exist in order to explain situations where everything seems to go to Hell.

Alphonse: "Hey, Gaston! Is the copier up?"

Gaston: "Naw. Someone must of left the fecalator on."

by H. M. Meinschaftgefullenburger September 24, 2009

fecalateral triangle

The brown triangle that is left on the back of the toilet seat and is caused by poor wiping and personal hygiene.

Ian left a fecalateral triangle on the toilet seat again!

by Emergency911 December 9, 2016

fecalatio

giving oral sex to someone while they are having an explosive bowel movement and the blow back from the psi levels splatters the face of the head giver

blow back(e.g.) when you drop ass and shit splashes your ass and the bottom of the seat. combine that with oral sex
and you'll get fecalatio

by stu lanely April 24, 2006

fecalate

The act of excreting fecal matter out of ones anus. i.e. to shit

Man, I got to get to the bathroom before I fecalate in my pants.

by fracex January 24, 2007

fecalbate

masturbating with feces for lubrication

I fecalbated with your mom's poop.

by the pupster September 17, 2007

fecaltarian

one who enjoys a healthy diet of shit, and shit alone

Jo is a straight up felactarian, she eats turd sandwiches for lunch..

Guy One.."Dude she just ate a turd from that chick's ass!"
Guy Two.." Yea man, she's a fecaltarian."

by shiteatingrin July 30, 2009