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fecalator 

A metaphysical device that functions by taking taking perfectly good situations and turning them to shit.

While fecalators have never actually been seen, such devices must exist in order to explain situations where everything seems to go to Hell.
Alphonse: "Hey, Gaston! Is the copier up?"

Gaston: "Naw. Someone must of left the fecalator on."

fecalateral triangle 

The brown triangle that is left on the back of the toilet seat and is caused by poor wiping and personal hygiene.
Ian left a fecalateral triangle on the toilet seat again!

fecaled johnson 

When a man has fecal matter on his penis. It can be his own waste or anothers.
D-ram shit himself and has a fecaled johnson.

fecalatio 

giving oral sex to someone while they are having an explosive bowel movement and the blow back from the psi levels splatters the face of the head giver
blow back(e.g.) when you drop ass and shit splashes your ass and the bottom of the seat. combine that with oral sex
and you'll get fecalatio
fecalatio by stu lanely April 24, 2006

Fuckalated 

something that is disrupted or destroyed due to some stupid not thought out prank/idea.
if you try to make that jump with your skate board youll end up being fuckalated
Fuckalated by annne22ew May 26, 2009

fecalate 

The act of excreting fecal matter out of ones anus. i.e. to shit
Man, I got to get to the bathroom before I fecalate in my pants.
fecalate by fracex January 24, 2007