fecalator 

A metaphysical device that functions by taking taking perfectly good situations and turning them to shit.

While fecalators have never actually been seen, such devices must exist in order to explain situations where everything seems to go to Hell.

Alphonse: "Hey, Gaston! Is the copier up?"

Gaston: "Naw. Someone must of left the fecalator on."

fecalator by H. M. Meinschaftgefullenburger September 24, 2009

fecalator 

Big, intimidating gun.

Gun Salesman: We call this next item "The Fecalator." One look at it, and the target shits his or her pants.

fecalator by Fecalator May 27, 2004

fecalateral triangle 

The brown triangle that is left on the back of the toilet seat and is caused by poor wiping and personal hygiene.

Ian left a fecalateral triangle on the toilet seat again!

fecalateral triangle by Emergency911 December 9, 2016

fecalatio 

giving oral sex to someone while they are having an explosive bowel movement and the blow back from the psi levels splatters the face of the head giver

blow back(e.g.) when you drop ass and shit splashes your ass and the bottom of the seat. combine that with oral sex
and you'll get fecalatio

fecalatio by stu lanely April 24, 2006

Fryalator 

A big vat of boiling, nasty grease that any breaded food or object can be fried in... i.e. chicken, cheese sticks, onion rings, oreos, pickles, ice cream, liver, shoes, toy poodles, condoms, your mom, the Farkland Islands, ANYTHING.

Yo Jerri Dee, go throw a fewa dem dere hogs feet in da fryalator fo suppah, bitch.

Fryalator by Ashley Lynne Morton Arroyo Foose Damon Cornilia Hepburn November 8, 2005

fecalate 

The act of excreting fecal matter out of ones anus. i.e. to shit

Man, I got to get to the bathroom before I fecalate in my pants.

fecalate by fracex January 24, 2007

fellator 

One who dabbles in the art of fellatio...and LOVES it.

- Dude, I was giving this guy the most bomb ass dome last night!
- Tell me why you are the biggest damn fellator?

fellator by Easy DZ September 19, 2005