fecalbate
fecalbate by the pupster September 17, 2007
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FecalBate
The act of lovingly touching your Cock, Ass, Tits and Bits With either your own or somebody Elses left over poop. In some parts of the country such as Maine where fecalbation is still being frowned upon it is secretly known as brown sticking
Human fecal matter actually makes for a great topical cream good for silkening up that rough skin.
Human fecal matter actually makes for a great topical cream good for silkening up that rough skin.
One might say something like Sorry I'm late for work Andy! I had to take a shit so bad! It was soft like i like.. so... I took a minute to Fecalbate you know,... to clear my mind.
Or hey Chef Deryck thanks for not flushing, I totally used your shit to Fecalbate I just had to get one off! What did you eat last night?
People who Fecalbate also commonly StinkPalm people on a regular basis. Express your selves for Christs sake people! Its just poop
Its allot like Masturbation with poop.
Or hey Chef Deryck thanks for not flushing, I totally used your shit to Fecalbate I just had to get one off! What did you eat last night?
People who Fecalbate also commonly StinkPalm people on a regular basis. Express your selves for Christs sake people! Its just poop
Its allot like Masturbation with poop.
FecalBate by Fredericoplays May 17, 2007
Related Words
fecalator
A metaphysical device that functions by taking taking perfectly good situations and turning them to shit.
While fecalators have never actually been seen, such devices must exist in order to explain situations where everything seems to go to Hell.
While fecalators have never actually been seen, such devices must exist in order to explain situations where everything seems to go to Hell.
fecalator by H. M. Meinschaftgefullenburger September 24, 2009
fecalateral triangle
The brown triangle that is left on the back of the toilet seat and is caused by poor wiping and personal hygiene.
fecalateral triangle by Emergency911 December 9, 2016
fecalatio
giving oral sex to someone while they are having an explosive bowel movement and the blow back from the psi levels splatters the face of the head giver
blow back(e.g.) when you drop ass and shit splashes your ass and the bottom of the seat. combine that with oral sex
and you'll get fecalatio
and you'll get fecalatio
fecalatio by stu lanely April 24, 2006
fecalatio
The act of receiving feces from an anus with only the use of one's mouth and then subsequently while the mouth is full performing felatio until orgasm.
"That chick was totally freaky. Not only did she start rimming me but she demanded I shit in her mouth and then she performed fecalatio on me!"
fecalatio by brentionary March 25, 2009
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