feasties 

When you're sick all of the time and your body begins to eat itself. Also known as a "suicidal cannibal", because a body's GOT to eat!

Justin has feasties ...FEASTIES!

feasties by JonJamDanFETUSpoledConway September 24, 2005

Fasties 

A person with a low level of intelligence enrolled in what is called a fast forward program.

They smoke, smell bad, are greasy, crusty and the weather has no effect on them.

Person 1: Look at those fasties out there in the snow smoking! It must be so cold!

Person 2: Foolish niner, don't you know fasties are immune to all weather conditions?

Fasties by Roro-Retaliation October 16, 2007

Festies

That tiny bit of weed left on the table which all the fiends scrape up regardless of other debris on the table and smoke it.

Me: Man don't smoke that, that's festies.
Fiend: Nah man this is good stuff.
Me: *Facepalm*

Festies by Anonystoner July 13, 2009

festies

fake besties

Danielle; hey see that kid over there?
Eddie;Yeah why?
Danielle;he's one of my festies

festies by eddyarias September 24, 2011

Festies

A closer bond then best friends,'besties'. Someone who is always around, so it seems as though you're not a loner. This person should also depend on you, sort of like a parasite.

Eden and I have been festies ever since year nine.

Festies by Tammy18 May 2, 2008

The feisties 

When a dogs butthole gets that look when they have to poop.

“Ooooh Spot has the feisties”
“Take him out, quick!”

The feisties by Santanamug December 9, 2020

Festiesio

A crazy partier or partiers that only goes to the party for crazy sex or raging group orgies, When a father busts in on the party from work look for Raging Butt Sex

There were alot of "festiesio's" at that party las night.

Festiesio by Ryan Reise February 10, 2008