Feastan is a big dude. He will Feastan your Feastan and Feastan everything in sight. Stay away from him or he will eat you. There is also many stories about him.
The most interesting one is where he won a straight line 100 metre race without moving by simply already existing a piece of himself at the finish line. There is also rumors where an entire country was lost from going too close to his gravitational pull.
The main message to take, is if you see Feastan, do not try to bodyknock him. You will see space without a rocket or space helmet.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!