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You can fuck right off
A very firm, concise and unambiguous way of dismissing someone, namely used in a social context and not suitable for the office. Retains a slightly friendlier tone than the sharper variant "fuck off", the latter of which should be used in scenarios where the conveyance of anger is key.
"Please wash the dishes"
"You can fuck right off".
Notice the subject matter here is most likely to be exchanged between persons with a preexisting relationship. If the offending party was a stranger, "fuck off" might be used instead.
"You can fuck right off".
Notice the subject matter here is most likely to be exchanged between persons with a preexisting relationship. If the offending party was a stranger, "fuck off" might be used instead.
You can fuck right off by Mrmacho October 8, 2016
FUCK THAT DEAD PIG
A exclamation of contempt when a police officer is killed in the line of duty. You usually say this when your trying to piss off the stereotypical condolence giving family friends and supporters of the deceased cop.
Thomas: So sad man, I saw on the news a cop I went to the academy with was shot in the back of the head. He died on transport to the hospital.
Blair Regan: FUCK THAT DEAD PIG!!!!!!!!! IM GLAD THAT PERPETRATOR MURDERED HIS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blair Regan: FUCK THAT DEAD PIG!!!!!!!!! IM GLAD THAT PERPETRATOR MURDERED HIS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK THAT DEAD PIG by 11penny June 28, 2021
fuck apple
I just spent my entire night torrenting DMGs of OS X because the recovery process for the used Mac Mini I bought requires an Apple ID, and it's near impossible to make a recovery USB outside of OS X itself.
Fuck Apple.
Fuck Apple.
fuck apple by crungo July 26, 2017
Fuck Joe Biden
"1.2 Billion, so you go ahead and stack spaghetti sauce at a store... And and and a supermarket! You control the guy or the women runs the... runs... ru... ru... runs... Brings out the carts on on on on a forklift. What happened!!!?" - actual Joe Biden quote.
Fuck Joe Biden by ThatOneGuy116 December 6, 2020
Fuck Joe Biden
Fuck Joe Biden by NexusCola December 8, 2020
Fuck Joe Biden
All Joe Biden wants to do is destroy our country and raise taxes and fuck over Americans...
Fuck Joe Biden.
Fuck Joe Biden.
Fuck Joe Biden by fuckliberalcucks December 8, 2020
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Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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