fbltr 

an nsa/fwb relationship that's on an ltr basis (i.e. not a one night-stand) and has to occur at least 3 times/months for at least 3 months)

dude 1) what's the difference between a real ltr and a series of one night stands with the same person?

dude 2) are you an uptard or am I dreaming? the difference is an fbltr. Even if you have a series of one night stands with the same person, it doesn't mean you become their friend. And one night stands, even if done serially and with the same person probably aren't even considered an nsa.

fbltr by Uncle Dimma June 23, 2013

Filtre 

Often misspelled as Filter.

1. A device which separates matter from fluid, air, or other substances; any device that separates one substance from another.
2. Any software/electronic, mechanism, device or procedure that acts to separate or isolate.

1. Joey runs an email filtre, to catch junk mail.
2. I purchased a new air filtre for my office; it's too dusty in there.
3. Filtred water isn't that good; distilled is better.

Filtre by Randall Jacobs November 9, 2013

Filtre 

Often misspelt as Filter.

1. A place where all of the shit collects.
2. Something used to separate unwanted materials, from wanted materials; the unwanted materials stick to the filtre.

1. Mr. Dulles used a filtre, to separate the grounds out of his coffee.
2. The Sanitation Department filtres the shit out of the sewage, before sending it to the treatment plant.

Filtre by Marco Filtro February 1, 2014

Faltron

the Polish god of rape.

long ago when a person was raped, it was beleved that Faltron would ascend from the heavens to mend the broken souls. he would destroy the horrible memories of rape. But then his power overcame him

in 1622 there was a young boy named Baltazar was raped by the 107 year old shaman of the town. Baltazar spent 2 yeas crying. all the towns folk got sick of hearing the child. after a strict town meeting, they decided to sacrifice all the animals they could find as a gift for the gods to despose of this child. Zeus heard took there sacrifices but did not do a thing about the child. The polish zues saw this act of crealty and made a vowe to become the god of rape. this was like killing two birds with one stone since the real zues was sueing the polish zues for stealing his name but thats political crap ment for another time. Anyways polsh zues changed his name to faltron and descended from the sky to mend baltazars shattered soul. but faltron was a hormone crazed god and wondered what it could feel like to cause this much pain to one child for his own pleasure. he raped baltazar with his god penis and stole his soul and thus became the all mighty ass ripping.
FALTRON!

Faltron by the all knowing pakigahnistan April 8, 2009

FILTR 

Father I'd Like to Ride.
Male equivalent of MILF.

Female 1: Sarah's father is a FILTR.
Female 2: Back off b#### that's my ride.

FILTR by Smooth Operator! July 23, 2016

fblirt 

(noun) A Facebook flirt. Also, fblirting (verb)-The act of flirting on Facebook.

Did you see what she posted? She is such a fblirt!

fblirt by Pringler May 13, 2010

Coffee Filtration 

When one sucks off another, then as male is about to ejaculate, he states his predicament to the partner who promptly places a thin layer of material, i.e undergarments, over the penis. At this point, said sucker places mouth around partners penis. The penis holder then spurts his 'sex wee' through material. Sucker then sucks semen through material causing filtration. Pleasure ensues.

1. " .... Amy totally gave coffee filtration to me last night!"

Coffee Filtration by That camel April 5, 2009