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Flirteting 

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When people market their products by flirting with you and making you feel special, only to realize that they are probably doing this to everyone on social media.
That guy just sent me all these private messages complimenting me on my style and how cool I was and then told me he can't wait for me to hear his new music album, after I sign up on his website. His flirteting almost got me! Combination of flirting and marketing
Flirteting by Xtiaanity September 3, 2015

flirteting 

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When someone uses flirting with the hopes that you will buy their product, such as music album, or get you on an emailing list. Combination of flirting and marketing
Just when I thought the cute guy was gonna ask me out, he told me to follow him on instagram so that I can find out when his new album comes out on iTunes. I was a victim of flirteting.
flirteting by christiaanity September 13, 2015

flirtzone 

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the flirtzone is a zone where X only wants to flirt with Y w/out any relationship benefits or ever meeting Y. hoes and fuckboy 's are the rulers of this zone. they get a lot of those, "so when am i gonna get to see ya?" kinda texts. but they NEVER gonna meet you nor do they intend to... they just wanna FLIRT w/you. they usually the first to use words like "bae" "babe" "hun"

they can be spotted by the overuse of the monkey emojis, rainbow emojis, cat emojis, and/or any other useless emoji.

beware the flirtzone!
Girl One: This lame guy keeps texting me saying he wanna meet up Lol.
Girl Two: Lol, idiot. He doesnt even know he's in the flirtzone .
flirtzone by @qrisskinnypants June 12, 2018

Schrödinger's flirt 

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When you are either actually flirting or just kidding depending on whenever the person is into it
Person 1: Hey ur cute
Person 2: I have a significant other
Person 1: Ha no, I was just joke-flirting
Person 2: I think you mean Schrödinger's flirting

flirt and squirt 

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the action of a one night stand
I wanted to flirt and squirt with the girl from the bar, i will never see her again.
flirt and squirt by travlax April 24, 2009

Flirtarded 

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Someone who doesn't quite understand the art of flirting. In most cases, one who suffers from flirtardation is able to pick-up flirting between other couples but in his or her case, they are oblivious.

There is no cure for flirtardation.
Sue walks into a bar and grabs a seat. A nice looking gentlman approaches her ten minutes later.

Gentleman: Can I buy you a drink?
Sue: Yeah, thanks.

She looks away from the man, doesn't engage in conversation and leaves the him hanging.

Sue: (to bartender) People can be so nice sometimes!
Bartender: Are you flirtarded lady?!
Flirtarded by asedwards December 21, 2006
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