Faltruism

Faltruism is the performance of an act that has the appearance of altruism but the motives behind it are selfish. A faltruist is someone who is guilty of such acts.

His donation to the feminist charity was pure faltruism in order to get a date.

by BruinRedbridge April 5, 2019

altruism

The belief that perhaps humans should occasionally give a shit about other humans.

See also: Evolutionary adaptations that precipitate the continuation of life in the universe.

lol, Altruism? Why should I have to pay for someone elses' continued survival? Let natural selection take it's place *lol* (Three-billion years of multicellular evolution for nothing)

by monopole November 26, 2009

altruism

the principle or practice of unselfish concern for or devotion to the welfare of others

She has to much altruism.

by Emo Okami December 16, 2008

Altruism

the deliberate pursuit of the interests or welfare of others or the public interest.

Wow, that Steve McGuire really hooked us up on Yankee tickets. Talk about altruism!

by TOUROFAIL September 23, 2009

Altruism

Not removing from the gene pool (slowly, painfully) all the back-stabbing a-holes in your life.

"That *@#!*%#*! back-stabbed me so bad! He/She is lucky I believe in altruism!"

revenge betrayal mercy backstab benevolent

by Concupy August 9, 2009

Felturisms

Used to describe the art of felching again and again with any variation or style.

He/She gave me felturisms all day long.

by Tony , Anna September 21, 2006

Toxic Altruism

When one's unsolicited help causes damage.

She has a terrible habit of intruding to help when not even asked for, which mostly ends in a disaster. That is the definition of toxic altruism.

by sandyzombie September 18, 2021