Faltron

the Polish god of rape.

long ago when a person was raped, it was beleved that Faltron would ascend from the heavens to mend the broken souls. he would destroy the horrible memories of rape. But then his power overcame him

in 1622 there was a young boy named Baltazar was raped by the 107 year old shaman of the town. Baltazar spent 2 yeas crying. all the towns folk got sick of hearing the child. after a strict town meeting, they decided to sacrifice all the animals they could find as a gift for the gods to despose of this child. Zeus heard took there sacrifices but did not do a thing about the child. The polish zues saw this act of crealty and made a vowe to become the god of rape. this was like killing two birds with one stone since the real zues was sueing the polish zues for stealing his name but thats political crap ment for another time. Anyways polsh zues changed his name to faltron and descended from the sky to mend baltazars shattered soul. but faltron was a hormone crazed god and wondered what it could feel like to cause this much pain to one child for his own pleasure. he raped baltazar with his god penis and stole his soul and thus became the all mighty ass ripping.
FALTRON!

by the all knowing pakigahnistan April 8, 2009

fatronize

To treat an overweight person in a rude or condescending manner.

A: Ohhhh, I just love the fabric and the color of that new dress! It really does wonders hiding all sorts of things!

B: Don’t ‘fatronize’ me!

by Bryan Gilbreath February 23, 2011

Failtronics

When a robot creates and detonates an EMP (Electro-Magnetic Pulse) device.

"Oh my god. Run! The robot has activated its Failtronics."

by Dr. Phil's Conscience September 26, 2009

Fartronomy

The scientific study of flatulence. A PhD in fartronomy is an expert in expulsions from the ass.

Donald likes to stick his nose in people’s asses to measure the density of farts. He has a PhD from Harvard in Fartronomy.

by joseph blough April 12, 2022

Fagtron

Person acting so gay that it its only possible if that person is a robot programmed to act like a fag. Originated by Sam.

Holy crap, Jameel is a fagtron.

by Mark May 27, 2003

fagtronic

A piece of equipment that is so shitty that it is no longer electronic; it is fagtronic.

That computer over there is a fine piece of fagtronica.

by I got no pants April 21, 2003

Fagtron 5000

A robot complete with 5000 dildos, and 7 different arms used to insert them into anus' of all shapes and sizes.

Also: One who is obviously and exceedingly gay. Outwardly homosexual. A good example would be being caught masturbating to a life size cutout of Arnold Schwarzenegger shirtless, or being caught having voracious anal sex with another male.

John: What did you do last night?
Steve: I had a hot night with my Fagtron 5000. He never lets me down
John: Dude. Not cool.

Or.

Ryan: FUCK! DUDE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY CUTOUT OF ARNOLD!? JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST, MAN!!!
Steve: Woops...sorry...Would you like to join us?

by Commander Lol June 29, 2008