fblt

Mr.Meep: Honey wanna have some sweet sex
Ms.Meep: no thx maybe next week
Mr.Meep: fblt
Ms: ok i will be like that and no sex for a year !

fblt by MrBiggles May 4, 2006

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fbltr

an nsa/fwb relationship that's on an ltr basis (i.e. not a one night-stand) and has to occur at least 3 times/months for at least 3 months)

dude 1) what's the difference between a real ltr and a series of one night stands with the same person?

dude 2) are you an uptard or am I dreaming? the difference is an fbltr. Even if you have a series of one night stands with the same person, it doesn't mean you become their friend. And one night stands, even if done serially and with the same person probably aren't even considered an nsa.

fbltr by Uncle Dimma June 23, 2013

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fblthp

Fucked by Lesbians that have Penises

he got fblthp

fblthp by Hoodlumss November 17, 2019

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.

Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.

trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017

Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

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