faulter 

a) one who chooses the pessimistic approach and makes it a mission for everyone to see his point of view

b) having to be the first to point out the subject's fault

c) slang for an athlete that cannot stop causing penalties for his/her team

Similar to: snitch,liar,pessimist,

a) Person A: What's up with (name here) he keeps on telling everyone what I did. Person B: Doesn't he know once is enough? Person A: He's a "faulter"

b) incident Faulter:He/she did it I saw the whole thing and he/she did it yesterday and they day before. I am way more innocent and faultess. Victim A: What a (cuss) faulter

c) Player A: We don't need this right now in the game. Player B: Get your (cuss) together. Faulter: It wasn't my fault. Player A: Were going to give you the nickname Faulter king/queen of the penalties. Player B: haha

faulter by Meeschy March 10, 2012

Harold Faltermeyer 

The man who did the soundtrack for the movies Beverly Hills Cop 1, 2 & 3. He is notably the person responsible for composing the song Axel F, which has been ripped off and made more annoying by a frog with his penis hanging out of his pants.

I turned on the TV one day to find out that someone had ruined a good song by using a frog with a small cock. They better have payed Harold Faltermeyer heaps of money for this tradgedy.

Harold Faltermeyer by Pirate Jonno December 4, 2005

Failternet

When your internet is so much of an epic fail, that it can only be described as failternet.
Usually used when your internet connection stops working frequently.

The word was first coined by Rakey.

Kelsey: Why did you leave us on Skype?
Rachel: Bah. Sorry, failternet!

Failternet by StillGoldenHeart July 24, 2009

falter 

To hesitate, quit!

P1: Don't falter, I think your brilliant.
P2: I'm not that good. I lie, cheat and hold hate in my mind.
P1: Makes you stronger man. We treat mishaps like sinking ships. A good quote to live by my old friend. "How glorious it is__and also how painful__to be an exception." -Louis Charles Alfred De Musset

falter by Wlfdg8W/AcrimsnPn November 26, 2009

fauxternative

Kids who think they are cool and alternative when they are really not, and are just crap at life. These kids tend to sit around having "jam" sessions on their guitars, believe in socialism (when they really have no idea wtf it is), wear black nailpolish and have dreads, but on the inside are little mummy's boys who ain't hardcore. They also probably wear coloured underwear.

"God I was at this guys place the other day, and everyone there was totally fauxternative"

NB/ can be abbreviated to fauxtern

fauxternative by Kris February 19, 2005

Falter Ego 

What some might define as an 'alter ego' except for the fact that the person is aware of the change between their usual and abnormal selves.
When someone is trying to impress a certain group of people, they may snap out their falter ego and put on a show to make those people think they're cool by their standards, when really they're just posing.

Gill: "Oh my gosh, I heard you and Bob broke up!"
Jen: "Yeah, he had a falter ego."
Gill: "Pardon me?"
Jen: "He'd act one way around me and my friends so that we'd like him, but then become his true self around all his buddies. I didn't like the real him, and the fact that he tried to hide it with a falter ego is worse."
Gill: "Well, good for you!"

Falter Ego by Thoor Tayret June 6, 2009

fauntered 

Slow deliberate thoughtful movements, lost in the weakness of love, captured by the connection of the lover's mind

She fauntered with the thoughts of him racing through her head and was unable to focus on anything else.

fauntered by Spitfire Lady February 12, 2015