Faltercation

A faltercation is a mistake that you make. To falter is to hesitate in purpose or action. A faltercation is an example of the act of faltering.

I made a faltercation when I cursed at my mother because she is unreasonable, but the result of this is not what I intended to happen.

Faltercation by Chrissypoo!!! June 4, 2010

waltercation

When you mother's new boyfriend named Walt, who thinks he is the man of the house, gets into an altercation with you.

I had another Waltercation today when I didn't take the trash out on time. It was the worst!

waltercation by Shotty772 May 30, 2009

altercation 

School term for a fight.

He was suspended for an altercation with another student.

altercation by Ian2 June 29, 2007

altercationsaurus 

A dinosaur that is often found at senior parties in imaginary towns. The altercationsaurus is often responsible for the intoxication of otherwise innocent teenagers. This intoxication will occasionally lead to said teenager hitting an olympic athlete, rendering them crippled and maimed and leading to multi-million dollar lawsuits.

Altercationsaurus can also be found following around large mobs of deer, leading to speculation regarding whether or not the olympic runner was, in fact, hit by a car and not an altercationsaurus.

Further speculation regarding a pending court case would be irresponsible.

I am not a video camera.

The altercationsaurus got Peyton soooo wasted last night. I heard she hit a runner!!!

altercationsaurus by Kerry Knox March 12, 2010

altercation 

a term used by the 6pm local news reporters to differentiate a fight amongst blacks and a fight amongst whites.....

"witnesses say that an altercation took place outside Popeye's Chicken on n.e 14th st in Overtown, just north of downtown Miami, when the manager of the establishment accused Lebron of soliciting customers to refill his foughty bottle with 0range flavored High C from the drink dispenser."

"u/m students jeffery frasier and mark wallingford got into a brawl when wallingfords ex girlfriend Marie Relva admitted that she barked like a bitch when when frasier banged her in the booty"

altercation by Stereotypically Correct April 4, 2016

altercation 

a word black people on Judge Mathis and Judge Joe Brown love to use in place of the shorter word: fight often used multiple times in a very short period of time. also accompanied by use of the word incarceration

well uh, Judgejobrown... it was a previous altercation that resulted in the justification of my incarceration.

altercation by wtsuck June 19, 2008

Altercation 

A super kiss-ass way to down-play the word "Fight"
commonly used by people in denial

"Dude, I heard you chased your girlfriend out of the house calling her a whore and then punched her in the face"
"No dude. We just got into a little altercation

Altercation by MyDadIsADoucheBag October 28, 2009