hilary duff

The girl that marks the complete destruction of any hope we ever had to have a non slutty generation with good music..unfortunatly all we have now is 8 year old sluts that have crappy music..
by Kris April 11, 2004
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yellow card

Something you get in soccer if you do something the ref doesnt like. Yellow Card is not a band. yellowcard is a band. Please get this straight. If you are searching for the band in google, do not type in yellow card because it will bring up soccer sites.
Our team racked up the yellow cards this season.
by Kris February 17, 2004
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schlaffi

1. adj.Limp. Without stimulation. (antonym: whiskey-dick)
2. n. Drop-kick of a human being. Liability to the DNA pool.
"Just finger-bomb yourself; I've gone schlaffi!"
by kris December 07, 2004
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alcone

Yo, pass the alcone, I want to get smashed.
by Kris August 22, 2005
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Smalls Disease

Smalls disease occours when a person is pasty white with red hair and knows he can't get laid so he sits home every day amd jerks off 21 times a week. The symptoms are a small penis, low sperm count, pasty white skin, and being over 6 feet. If u have smalls diease ether find a horny ugly chick to get laid at least once or you screwed to a life in front of computer with your fist in your pants
Hey kev. Brendon has pasty skin, red hair, and a small wang. Dude hes also always home SHIT KEV i think Brendon has smalls diease we gotta find him an ugly chick and fast
by Kris February 13, 2005
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chillax

A word combining "relax" and "chill".

1. To calm down
2. To be idle
Hey, I'm chillaxing, can I call you back?
by kris December 06, 2004
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tramp stamp

Can be used to describe either a tattoo above a chicks ass or a hickey depending on which part of the U.S. you are in.
i.e. You can see her tramp stamp, her bikini bottoms are so low.

or

She went out with her ex and got a tramp stamp.
by Kris June 17, 2006
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