abbreviation for awkward.
awk, used in some contexts as a verb, to describe someone's actions in an awkward situation.
awk, used in some contexts as a verb, to describe someone's actions in an awkward situation.
by kris March 29, 2005
by Kris August 17, 2006
Pwnd is internet slang. It is based on another popular word "ownd". Power + ownd = pwnd. And that's how you derive pwnd.
by kris September 26, 2004
when you get your nuts removed and then your empty scrotum is sewed directly to your choad and what once was two now becomes one.
by kris August 31, 2003
tremendously ignorant of reality. look for his picture in the dictionary under 'foolish'.
synonyms for GWB: hypocrite, liar, cheat, blasphemer, shadeball, asshole, wannabe dictator, stupid motherfucker, monkey raping shit eater, Dick Cheyney, taint licker (his father's, of course), father of the demon created by fucking the middle east. Possibly the most disgraceful embarassment to anyone who really does believe in and trust God.
def. of someone who understands and agrees with God- benevolent, wise, discerning, trustworthy, honest, consistent, just, good steward of money, time, and resources, seeks to honor God through his or her actions, fears God's wrath, treats others as he or she would like to be treated, learns from advice and experience, does not rashly jump to conclusions without all the facts, does not falsely accuse, has a mutually loving relationship with God, praises God because he knows God deserves much more than simply praise. (this is a very simple and concise definition)
If anyone truelly confuses any of these attributes with any part of George Bush's life, I feel hopelessly sorry for you and your blindness. I hope to God that one day one of his infinite attempts to reveal himself to you is successful, and you too can share the light.
and don't be condescending towards me. theres an enormous difference between religion and faith, and i am very aware that a lot of religions and portions of religions are all fucked up. so don't BLINDLY follow ANY religion, thats almost as ignorant as believing Bush. just draw your own conclusions and make your own decisions and stop letting the 4th branch of the government, aka the media, control your perspective of the world.
just remember...'i'm the only motherfucker that can change my life' - I.T. Revolutionary Vol. II
synonyms for GWB: hypocrite, liar, cheat, blasphemer, shadeball, asshole, wannabe dictator, stupid motherfucker, monkey raping shit eater, Dick Cheyney, taint licker (his father's, of course), father of the demon created by fucking the middle east. Possibly the most disgraceful embarassment to anyone who really does believe in and trust God.
def. of someone who understands and agrees with God- benevolent, wise, discerning, trustworthy, honest, consistent, just, good steward of money, time, and resources, seeks to honor God through his or her actions, fears God's wrath, treats others as he or she would like to be treated, learns from advice and experience, does not rashly jump to conclusions without all the facts, does not falsely accuse, has a mutually loving relationship with God, praises God because he knows God deserves much more than simply praise. (this is a very simple and concise definition)
If anyone truelly confuses any of these attributes with any part of George Bush's life, I feel hopelessly sorry for you and your blindness. I hope to God that one day one of his infinite attempts to reveal himself to you is successful, and you too can share the light.
and don't be condescending towards me. theres an enormous difference between religion and faith, and i am very aware that a lot of religions and portions of religions are all fucked up. so don't BLINDLY follow ANY religion, thats almost as ignorant as believing Bush. just draw your own conclusions and make your own decisions and stop letting the 4th branch of the government, aka the media, control your perspective of the world.
just remember...'i'm the only motherfucker that can change my life' - I.T. Revolutionary Vol. II
competent individual speaking to a fool: "no one in their right mind would do that..you can't get away with that; who the fuck do you think you are? George Bush!?"
worst insult in the world, to be used only against the Bush twins -
"you mean to tell me your dad is
George W Bush?"
worst insult in the world, to be used only against the Bush twins -
"you mean to tell me your dad is
George W Bush?"
by kris February 21, 2005
a female singer who is out trying to make it in the world of music dominated by corporations backing today's leading pop singers. mistaken for a pouser, fefe is just your average girl placed in an extraordinary situation and is coming out on the better end.
by kris July 02, 2004