Kris's definitions
by Kris April 8, 2003
Get the Binary Idiotmug. African Smurf. The Saharan bi-product of hit anime legend: "stroumpfs". These lame Franco-Animation personalities in the less appreciated, yet fully adoptive, African television market went virtually unnoticed throughout their active television release years (1981 - 1984)
"Smigette" = Village Whore
by kris December 6, 2004
Get the Smiggermug. by Kris October 22, 2003
Get the Nekkamug. Haw man! How's it gon'? Thoat ye wur bringin the bucky ya daft cunt!
(translation) Hello my friend! How are you? I was under the impression you would be supplying the tonic wine today, you silly contemptible person!
(translation) Hello my friend! How are you? I was under the impression you would be supplying the tonic wine today, you silly contemptible person!
by Kris February 8, 2005
Get the haw manmug. The best Emo band out there. They're the greatest and have amazing lyrics. I love them with all my heart<3
by kris June 28, 2004
Get the Brand Newmug. Smalls disease occours when a person is pasty white with red hair and knows he can't get laid so he sits home every day amd jerks off 21 times a week. The symptoms are a small penis, low sperm count, pasty white skin, and being over 6 feet. If u have smalls diease ether find a horny ugly chick to get laid at least once or you screwed to a life in front of computer with your fist in your pants
Hey kev. Brendon has pasty skin, red hair, and a small wang. Dude hes also always home SHIT KEV i think Brendon has smalls diease we gotta find him an ugly chick and fast
by Kris February 13, 2005
Get the Smalls Diseasemug. Rather elongated creature lacking in both intellegence and good looks. Cleary identifiable by it's rather oversized and unattractive hairy growth from the top of the head, spreading far and requiring a permit.
by Kris April 15, 2004
Get the Tomkymug.