faculteria 

A faculty cafeteria; as in a school.

Mrs. drake is in the faculteria.

faculteria by who0461 January 5, 2009

faultercation 

When a domestic altercation occurs involving a male and a female and the male is assumed to be at fault.

"My wife and I had a faultercation yesterday. Needless to say I spent the night in jail."

faultercation by Pappa Pook May 10, 2011