fastrated

Portmanteau of fast + frustrated
alternative for hangry; used by people who do not like to be labelled hangry

Ian: How is your boss treating you, son?

David: Like I’m a brainless drone who owes him my soul.
Ian: You don't have to be rude, I was just making conversation,
David: Oh sorry, it is just that I'm fastrated

Ian: What does that mean, fastrated?

Debrah: It means that he is hangry, and of course he is, he only ate chips for lunch!

fastrated by StoryfromAthens January 11, 2026

Emojically Frustrated 

The feeling people experience when they are unable to find a suitable emoji to express how they are feeling and thus requiring them to use actual words.

I can't find an emoji to communicate how I'm feeling; damn, I'm so emojically frustrated!

Emojically Frustrated by araming December 11, 2016

romantically frustrated 

A person who is generally stressed out and frustrated of being single, or as a result of the absence of a partner. Not to be confused with sexual frustration.

Signs of the romantically frustrated include a strong need to cuddle, touch, hug and hold. Other signs include chewing ice, eating chocolate, peeling labels off of bottles, and watching romantic movies such as "The Notebook."

I am so romantically frustrated right now, I just want to meet a guy/girl who likes me back...

OR

Why am I this romantically frustrated? I would just like to cuddle and talk about useless things...

romantically frustrated by joachimt February 13, 2014

sexually frustrated 

when a lack of sex or sexual activities with the person you are talking to leads to a overall bad mood and a dip in social skills. usually long periods of sleep are common

I haven’t seen ****** in a while, I’m not sexually active I’m sexually frustrated

sexually frustrated by Elzandco October 18, 2019

Textually Frustrated 

When texting with someone over IM or SMS that takes too long to reply leaving you waiting and frustrated.

"She takes forever; texting with Sara leaves me textually frustrated"

Textually Frustrated by rzaragoza December 31, 2008

Frustrated Samurai 

Rough sex using kendo-style armour. Not enclosed to any position, it excepts all. Usually involves spanking, biting and using a kendo sword as a sex aid (this is encouraged, but not compulsory). The couple/threesome/orgy/etc, then commit group suicide in the classic samurai style of a knife to the lower abdomen, this is due to the fact the penis can not win the battle against the vast variety of sex toys available. It is one of the most popular forms of snuff.

"I'm sorry to announce we lost a dear friend last week, he went out with glory preforming the spectacular sexual move called the Frustrated Samurai, what a way to go!"

Frustrated Samurai by Thesexpest69 July 11, 2016

textually frustrated 

When you are desperately waiting for a text and you either get a text from a person you don't want it to be or it takes time to come through, one becomes textually frustrated.

"yo,i have been waiting all night for shaniqua to text me and all i have got in the last hour is a message from ma moms"
... "F dat, you must be textually frustrated"

textually frustrated by jpz11 June 22, 2009