Trespassers will be castrated
by Shib May 14, 2002
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The process of cutting off a male's genitals.
I'll castrate you with a chicken's beak if you say pwn is pronounced "pween" one more time.
by Joseph September 18, 2004
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to get your balls cut off
my girlfriend castrated me when she found out i was cheating on her.
by 69 December 24, 2004
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Emasculation. Removal of the male sexual organs. Practiced by ancient and barbaric societies where sex was considered highly evil.

Also used in the courts of ancient China to produce eunuchs, castrated male servants who could be trusted to be in close proximity to the Emperor. To be near the Emperor was to be near his harem, so naturally few men were allowed to be in his presence. Eunuchs were considered safe, since they had neither the will nor the ability to "sample the goods" as it were. As a result, eunuchs could gain special leverage with the Emperor, due to their proximity to him, and be appointed to high government offices. Towards the end of the 19th century, some of the most powerful men in the country were eunuchs.
Castration: I'm a take this meat cleaver to yo' nuts, bitch!
by the birds and trees May 19, 2008
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Method of male sterilisation in which the testicles are removed by means of a pair of toenail clippers or other such device.
"AAAAAAAAARGH!!!" "Hold still!"
by Mr. Stab July 19, 2004
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(N) A female, so unfathomly ugly in appearance, she causes the immediate decay of the testicles of any man within sight. The Testicles fall away, never to be seen again...
On a scale from 1-to-10, that "girl" was a ZERO. Seriously, I have Zero nads after seeing that Castrator!
by Cpt. Curd July 12, 2006
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