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Fartning 

A sudden, unexpected and usually high pitched fart that produces a physical jolt similar to an electric shock. The effect is sometimes felt by those nearby.
I just started giving the speech when I was hit by fartning! Everyone was shocked!
Fartning by onehandcrabbing November 14, 2011

fartnite 

That crap game.
Fartnite.
fartnite by KimJongUnsNuke May 31, 2018

Fartnight 

The agonizingly long period that an especially pungent fart hangs in the air after being released.
"Dude after you ripped that one, it smelled like ass for a fartnight!"
Fartnight by ToxSick1333 December 9, 2012

fartnite 

Person 1: "Hello, friend. Do you want to play fortnite with me?"
Person 2: "It's actually called fartnite."
Person 1: "Ew and you're wrong."
Person 2: "Nope. Fartnite is indeed dumb. So smart people like me call it fartnite. Now leave me alone and navigate away from my ass."
fartnite by Eoin195314235r1245 March 20, 2019

Fartnite 

A multiplayer video game in which everyone is farting on or near each other
I played Fartnite until the raw hummus, celery and tree bark had passed all the way through da system.
Fartnite by Ae5Ea8 October 22, 2018

fartnite 

Fartnite is what people like to call fortnite because the game is shit. Fuckboys and nerds post their fortnite dubs on snapchat and everyone could give 0 fucks that they won.
1. I just posted my fortnite dub.

2. You mean fartnite?