fartnic 

Somebody that is farting a lot.

It could also be used to for somebody who has extremely smelly farts.

It is not meant to actually be an insult, but one of those silly names that you call people or pets that sounds kind of insulting but is actually used for humor.

It can also be used as a verb - fartnicking - like the word "putzing." So, instead of "I'm just putzing around," you could say, "I'm just fartnicking around."

When Yasmine's dog, Buster, climbed into her lap and started farting, she said, "Hey Buster, you're being such a fartnic right now."

I didn't feel like doing my homework, so I decided to read the labels of products in the kitchen. When my brother asked what I was doing, I told him that I was just fartnicking around.

fartnic by kagomeshuko January 9, 2022

Fartricide 

When forces unknown to human kind cause a person to expel a very potent fecal gas that is so overpowering not only do innocent bystanders have to vacate the area immediately or face certain death, but the CDC would classify this incident as a Public Health Emergency. The person that expelled this fecal gas is put in a near death state and will die if not removed from the scene.

"Hey did you hear about Mel? He committed Fartricide on Tuesday. They had to Hazmat the area and rush him to the ER!!"

Fartricide by MattKV July 1, 2008

Farticide

Death as a result of being exposed to farts.

Disgusted with life, he stuffed his gut with pork and beans, locked himself into a telephone booth, and committed farticide in front of a horrified crowd.

Farticide by mochicho March 8, 2009

farticulty 

1. having difficulty farting
2. faculty consisting of old farts

1. In a recent double-blind clinical study, those with farticulty had a higher rate of developing fartesy involving fartish later in life.
2. The members of the farticulty were selected on the basis of age, not fartitude.

farticulty by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008

Fartning 

A sudden, unexpected and usually high pitched fart that produces a physical jolt similar to an electric shock. The effect is sometimes felt by those nearby.

I just started giving the speech when I was hit by fartning! Everyone was shocked!

Fartning by onehandcrabbing November 14, 2011

farticipant 

some one who participates in a fart contest

dude, me and kev are having a fart contest. would you like to be a farticipant, too?

farticipant by cabajul January 16, 2011

fartnite 

That crap game.

Fartnite.

fartnite by KimJongUnsNuke May 31, 2018