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fartnickel 

The spooge of a rooster.
Ewwwwww, that cock just sprayed me with his fartnickel!
fartnickel by fwabbawabbadingdong December 19, 2008
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Fartsickle 

When a succulent fart is stored in a container and then freezed over night to enjoy the next day.
Yo P-Pots while you're at the freezer can you grab me a fartsickle too?
Fartsickle by SpongeBob&Patrick August 31, 2010

Fartnocker 

Someone who jams farts back up into the ass with your finger, clogging it.
THomas is a silly ass fart-nocker.
Fartnocker by STEPHEN DOUGLAS March 24, 2003

fartickle 

Portmanteau of fart and tickle.

The fact of pressing your lips on somebody's stomach (usually a baby) and blow on it. The result is a tickling sensation and a flatuation sound.

In that way, it is a kind of raspberry, but for the sole purpose of tickling and not contemptful in any way.
Stop being moody or I'll have to fartickle you.
fartickle by Le French April 24, 2008

Fartnocker 

One who farts one purpose.
You are such a frickin' Fartnocker.
Fartnocker by Nick s. April 3, 2004

fartickle 

When someone farts on or near your balls/vagina and the resulting movement of air tickles your balls / vagina.
" Yeah it was crazy. I was big spoon,she was little spoon and passed out. And I was falling asleep but then she fart tickled me and I couldn't help but be aroused. Is that weird?"

"Right in the middle of the lapdance she fartickled me! so I took the $20 out of her c-string and stormed out."
fartickle by Liquid524 January 17, 2013

Fartnicense 

The ability to know when a fart will stink.
I knew I didn’t need to poop so I had the fartnicense to rip ass in confidence.
Fartnicense by Almost-a-Doctor February 20, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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