fartilize 

A.k.a. "poopsie-oppsie". Refers to where you thought you were just gonna pass "HEET" --- i.e., "dry gas" --- but instead included some organic crop-nutrients in da bargain.

Horses are known to frequently fartilize their surroundings, due to both their high-fiber diet, and their not knowing about basic etiquette.

fartilize by QuacksO April 18, 2021

Farticide

Death as a result of being exposed to farts.

Disgusted with life, he stuffed his gut with pork and beans, locked himself into a telephone booth, and committed farticide in front of a horrified crowd.

Farticide by mochicho March 8, 2009

Fried and Fertilized 

How sluts/whores like their eggs.

Waiter: How would you like your eggs ma'am?
Girl : Fried and fertilized, thank you.
Waiter: ...

Fried and Fertilized by KewlCat101 January 15, 2011

Fatimized

1. v. A term used to describe an unfortunate situation experienced by the students at Our Lady of Fatima University.

2. v. A problem or bad situation in which the solution offered by the students will not be heard, considered, or entertained by the faculty. Results in no resolution of the problem or bad situation.

3. v. Under normal situations the student or students are not aware they are being "Fucked over" until it is too late.

Student was deported. He was Fatimized by Ms. Rose.

Fatimized by DJ Skidmarks February 11, 2014

fetus fertilizer 

1. Another word for sperm, which is used to crush the dreams of men and women everywhere, and to bring poor children into this cruel and arbitrary reality against their will.

2. The intellectual's synonym for sperm.
3. The 23rd flavor in Dr. pepper.
4. The cure for bitch-nagg and snatch disease.

Cornelius-"I dare say Jebediah, it appears I have unloaded fetus fertilizer all over your mistress's face."
Jebediah-"Indubitably; here sir, let me help clean it up with my asshole."
Cornelius-"Good show old bean!"

fetus fertilizer by BlackFaceKilla July 9, 2012

Fertilized 

An awesome pickup line.

HEY BABY YA WANA GET FERTILIZED???

Fertilized by #Animals4life May 26, 2018

Fartilized 

When someone does so many smelly farts that the room is over powered my the miazma.

Toby has totally fartilized the room.

Fartilized by Gailstar January 27, 2009