A.k.a. "poopsie-oppsie". Refers to where you thought you were just gonna pass "HEET" --- i.e., "dry gas" --- but instead included some organic crop-nutrients in da bargain.
Horses are known to frequently fartilize their surroundings, due to both their high-fiber diet, and their not knowing about basic etiquette.
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Get the Fried and Fertilized mug.1. v. A term used to describe an unfortunate situation experienced by the students at Our Lady of Fatima University.
2. v. A problem or bad situation in which the solution offered by the students will not be heard, considered, or entertained by the faculty. Results in no resolution of the problem or bad situation.
3. v. Under normal situations the student or students are not aware they are being "Fucked over" until it is too late.
2. v. A problem or bad situation in which the solution offered by the students will not be heard, considered, or entertained by the faculty. Results in no resolution of the problem or bad situation.
3. v. Under normal situations the student or students are not aware they are being "Fucked over" until it is too late.
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Get the Fatimized mug.1. Another word for sperm, which is used to crush the dreams of men and women everywhere, and to bring poor children into this cruel and arbitrary reality against their will.
2. The intellectual's synonym for sperm.
3. The 23rd flavor in Dr. pepper.
4. The cure for bitch-nagg and snatch disease.
2. The intellectual's synonym for sperm.
3. The 23rd flavor in Dr. pepper.
4. The cure for bitch-nagg and snatch disease.
Cornelius-"I dare say Jebediah, it appears I have unloaded fetus fertilizer all over your mistress's face."
Jebediah-"Indubitably; here sir, let me help clean it up with my asshole."
Cornelius-"Good show old bean!"
Jebediah-"Indubitably; here sir, let me help clean it up with my asshole."
Cornelius-"Good show old bean!"
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