fertilized

how i like your eggs in the morning

hey baby, how do you like your eggs in the morning: scrambled, fried, or fertilized?

by Daniel Kilzi March 24, 2003

Fertilize the Fertilizer

The act of ejaculating into the toilet after you've finished making a #2, either as a type of kink, or because you didn't feel like flushing it first.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, I'm gonna go fertilize the fertilizer 'cause I'm too horny to bother flushing my shit first!"
Guy 2: "Too much info bro, but alright!"

by IsaacLechten October 21, 2016

Fertilized

An awesome pickup line.

HEY BABY YA WANA GET FERTILIZED???

by #Animals4life April 14, 2018

The Fertilizer

It's a Mexican Lawn Mower but done outside and on the lawn.

My girlfriend decided we should do some gardening. I finally convinced her to do the fertilizer before she begins to plant her eggplant.

by TheADvent Calendar December 02, 2019

Fertile

A woman with a body very fit to produce children. Smooth layer of body fat to and fat ass to feed fetus, large breast to feed baby, and good attitide and smile to raise a healthy kid

Damn, Daniela is fertile

by the funny one July 24, 2016

Fertile

Capable of initiating, sustaining, or supporting reproduction.

That is one fertile womb, if I do say so myself.

by Eyeballflyball July 11, 2003

fertile

Easy to impregnate
like latin women

i learned the hard way...

my name is raul and my girl friend is a fertile latina

by arihahana July 03, 2009