Horses

The best ting on erth I wish I cold mate with won

OMG is that a bonch of horses I love horses 😍

by -_____-..____..-_ February 18, 2020

Horses

A term that can be used in place of any other swear word, usually Fuck

Oh, horses!!

by shezza34 June 28, 2011

Horses

Horses cannot be defined within any genus or indeed any phylum or taxonomic rank. This has led scientists to believe that they are either not of this earth (e.g. Aliens) or are man made. Recently the man made theory has been given more credit. In his book "Horses, why do we need them and Where are there beards" Dr Butterfield of Sheffield England stated "Only Cows and Pigs can be said to be related to Horses, and even they are nothing like them whatsoever" he also added "Horses and Pigs taste good, horses taste like shit". Conclusive evidence that they are not required and therefore man made. Although many believe him to be mentally disturbed Dr Butterfield did also come up with this interesting observation "If you take the head of a Donkey the legs of a zebra and the body of a Shetland pony you've basically got a horse". From this observation he also concluded "I think that there are people assembling them out of these component parts and selling them on the black market". Although all of these comments have been shown to be wildly inaccurate, nonsense and down right stupid it is all irrefutably true. No mention of beards was made except in the title of Dr Butterfield’s books. “This is more proof that it’s all true” he pointed out to an angry crowd at the fashionable horse fare shop in savile row in London.

Real Person> "Horses are real"

Dr ButterField> "Nonsense"

by TheGell June 15, 2006

Horses

The creation of horses can be traced to 2019 when lil nas x used the demon gods to make the horse a form of society to ride on

I got the horses in the back

by john insertnamehere October 13, 2019

Horses

Something that you have in the back!

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more (Kio, Kio)
I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Ridin' on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the valley
You ain't been up off that porch, now
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Ridin' on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
My life is a movie
Bull ridin' and boobies
Cowboy hat from Gucci
Wrangler on my booty
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I got the

by Bringmethememes April 15, 2019

Horse

Horse is a slang term for heroin.

Man, I was riding that horse last night.

by Olddawg July 20, 2018

Horse

A large animal that will eat your money, but you will still love them! Ridden by an equestrian

My aunt Mary got trampled by my horse

by Dexterg123 July 10, 2019