Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Fried and Fertilized 

How sluts/whores like their eggs.
Waiter: How would you like your eggs ma'am?
Girl : Fried and fertilized, thank you.
Waiter: ...
Fried and Fertilized by KewlCat101 January 15, 2011
1. v. A term used to describe an unfortunate situation experienced by the students at Our Lady of Fatima University.

2. v. A problem or bad situation in which the solution offered by the students will not be heard, considered, or entertained by the faculty. Results in no resolution of the problem or bad situation.

3. v. Under normal situations the student or students are not aware they are being "Fucked over" until it is too late.
Student was deported. He was Fatimized by Ms. Rose.
Fatimized by DJ Skidmarks February 11, 2014

fetus fertilizer 

1. Another word for sperm, which is used to crush the dreams of men and women everywhere, and to bring poor children into this cruel and arbitrary reality against their will.

2. The intellectual's synonym for sperm.
3. The 23rd flavor in Dr. pepper.
4. The cure for bitch-nagg and snatch disease.
Cornelius-"I dare say Jebediah, it appears I have unloaded fetus fertilizer all over your mistress's face."
Jebediah-"Indubitably; here sir, let me help clean it up with my asshole."
Cornelius-"Good show old bean!"

Fertilized 

An awesome pickup line.
HEY BABY YA WANA GET FERTILIZED???
Fertilized by #Animals4life May 26, 2018

The Fertilizer 

It's a Mexican Lawn Mower but done outside and on the lawn.
My girlfriend decided we should do some gardening. I finally convinced her to do the fertilizer before she begins to plant her eggplant.

Fried or Fertilized 

A questions posed by the rap collective Turquoise Jeep in their song with the same name. The question asks whether the girl would like to eat breakfast, or have sex again.
"How you like your eggs girl, fried or fertilized?" -- Yung Humma
Fried or Fertilized by nessim99 February 23, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Load more