Skip to main content

Fertilized 

An awesome pickup line.
HEY BABY YA WANA GET FERTILIZED???
Fertilized by #Animals4life May 26, 2018
Words you can keep

fertilized 

how i like your eggs in the morning
hey baby, how do you like your eggs in the morning: scrambled, fried, or fertilized?
fertilized by Daniel Kilzi March 24, 2003

fertilized human egg 

the new form of child pornography...
You can look at a friend's ultrasound or a picture of a fertilized human egg to see child pornography, you don't have to go to 4chan anymore!

aka zilf
Sumfight - "The story just introduces another word that will probably hit urbandictionary.com, ZILF. Zygote I'd Like to..."

fertilized butter 

Either when you find something greasy, slimy, or buttery on the ground, covered in dust and dirt. Or when you slip for a far distance or a long time continuously.
"That kid over there just slipped on fertilized butter!"

Fertilized Facial

Ejaculate a flavorful mask of tiny humans while providing benefits of age rewinding, glowing, tight skin.
The spa's special is a fertilized facial.
Fertilized Facial by Rockalici0us February 18, 2026

Fried and Fertilized 

How sluts/whores like their eggs.
Waiter: How would you like your eggs ma'am?
Girl : Fried and fertilized, thank you.
Waiter: ...
Fried and Fertilized by KewlCat101 January 15, 2011

Fried or Fertilized 

A questions posed by the rap collective Turquoise Jeep in their song with the same name. The question asks whether the girl would like to eat breakfast, or have sex again.
"How you like your eggs girl, fried or fertilized?" -- Yung Humma
Fried or Fertilized by nessim99 February 23, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Next