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fartic blast 

A huge fart, one so big the furniture shakes
Dude, I just felt the couch shake from your fartic blast!
fartic blast by ANW May 4, 2015
pron. A person who flatulates in a crowded, public place in the hopes of passing the blame onto the masses.
Steve pulled a Fartacus during the movie and, although the crowd whole crowd smelled it, no one knew who dealt it.
Fartacus by jjbizzippo August 24, 2010

Fartilepsy 

A disorder marked by abnormal abdominal discharges from the ass and typically manifested by sudden, brief episodes of diminished sphincter control, involuntary flatulence, and sometimes severe anal explosions.
Tobin would be a great guy to date, but he does suffer from fartilepsy so be forewarned.
Fartilepsy by onehandcrabbing November 29, 2011
When you hold in a fart and you get a stomachache.
Bob: Oh man I had a huge fartache because I was on the subway and I didn't want to fart in front of everyone!

Susie: Oh are you okay?
fartache by hannaHHannah March 25, 2009
Any muffler with a wider exhaust port that allows for a louder sound. Typically found on cars owned by drivers who can't afford a real street-racing car but want to act like they have one.
Fartcans are installed on cars strictly to make noise to annoy other drivers.
fartcan by Tommyt January 21, 2006
Death as a result of being exposed to farts.
Disgusted with life, he stuffed his gut with pork and beans, locked himself into a telephone booth, and committed farticide in front of a horrified crowd.
Farticide by mochicho March 8, 2009